@pitak.bsky.social
Adonis has decided. The lamp must die.
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Adonis has decided. The lamp must die.
I have no interest in the act of gooning but seeing it become slang for jerking off really does the word a disservice. It refers to a really specific act, damn it.
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I have no interest in the act of gooning but seeing it become slang for jerking off really does the word a disservice. It refers to a really specific act, damn it.
They knew what the fuck they were doing with that extreme closeup, eh
December 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
They knew what the fuck they were doing with that extreme closeup, eh
I'm sorry to hear that but not surprised. I tapped out of MP3 after a few hours, so I had no real confidence in 4.
At least MP1 is still excellent.
At least MP1 is still excellent.
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I'm sorry to hear that but not surprised. I tapped out of MP3 after a few hours, so I had no real confidence in 4.
At least MP1 is still excellent.
At least MP1 is still excellent.
The only one left is Legends, right? It's gonna happen any day now.
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The only one left is Legends, right? It's gonna happen any day now.
Go to Tamahide it'll make you unstoppable.
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Go to Tamahide it'll make you unstoppable.
Grubhub did this at least once, around 2021 or 2022.
I remember because it went exactly like that, except the app itself said shit like "You ordered from X 20 times this year, are you OK?"
I assume that's why they never did it again.
I remember because it went exactly like that, except the app itself said shit like "You ordered from X 20 times this year, are you OK?"
I assume that's why they never did it again.
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Grubhub did this at least once, around 2021 or 2022.
I remember because it went exactly like that, except the app itself said shit like "You ordered from X 20 times this year, are you OK?"
I assume that's why they never did it again.
I remember because it went exactly like that, except the app itself said shit like "You ordered from X 20 times this year, are you OK?"
I assume that's why they never did it again.
Boycott the AI slop.
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Boycott the AI slop.
I hope the executives responsible for this incoming disaster are punished, rather than the staff.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I hope the executives responsible for this incoming disaster are punished, rather than the staff.
Shit you just fucked me up a little bit.
It really is bad these days.
It really is bad these days.
December 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Shit you just fucked me up a little bit.
It really is bad these days.
It really is bad these days.
Buddy, you've always been really cool.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Buddy, you've always been really cool.
That title is trying to get me to hate click by being offensively stupid, but it isn't going to win.
I'm stronger than all the data centers and tech billionaires every time I tell AI to fuck off.
I'm stronger than all the data centers and tech billionaires every time I tell AI to fuck off.
a woman in a white tank top is looking out of a window
Alt: A jacked Sarah Connor in a white top is looking out of a window. She turns around looking fierce.
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That title is trying to get me to hate click by being offensively stupid, but it isn't going to win.
I'm stronger than all the data centers and tech billionaires every time I tell AI to fuck off.
I'm stronger than all the data centers and tech billionaires every time I tell AI to fuck off.
Too cool to categorize is pretty rad, though
December 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Too cool to categorize is pretty rad, though
[gestures at everything except Adonis]
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
[gestures at everything except Adonis]
Fixed that for you.
Fixed that for you.
Human creativity and love of whimsy will never be beaten.
December 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Human creativity and love of whimsy will never be beaten.
You really cut straight to how bleak their stance is.
December 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
You really cut straight to how bleak their stance is.
Yeah, you pretty much summed it up.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yeah, you pretty much summed it up.
Literally any company would fire anyone for speaking to a customer or coworkers this way.
There's no way it can be defended at all, what the fuck kind of magic trick is this article prepping for?
There's no way it can be defended at all, what the fuck kind of magic trick is this article prepping for?
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Literally any company would fire anyone for speaking to a customer or coworkers this way.
There's no way it can be defended at all, what the fuck kind of magic trick is this article prepping for?
There's no way it can be defended at all, what the fuck kind of magic trick is this article prepping for?
And it looks like total shit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And it looks like total shit.
The Game Awards aren't legit at all, no.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The Game Awards aren't legit at all, no.
Look at that fucking face, man.
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Look at that fucking face, man.
But it's advertising, it ain't supposed to be fun.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
But it's advertising, it ain't supposed to be fun.
I feel like Snoopy would get along with Adonis.
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I feel like Snoopy would get along with Adonis.