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If a movie has snow in it, it is a Christmas movie.
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Reposted
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December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ever notice that if you switch the first 2 letters in the acronym DTS (Donald Trump Syndrome) you get TDS (Tiny Dick Syndrome)?
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh Charlie
a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
19 years ago I found out that love at first sight is real. When we first saw one another we both knew that we had found the one.
August 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is hard to take someone seriously when they use milk of magnesia because you know they are full of shit
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I found this amazing trick to make ice cream healthy. Add a banana.
Now you don't have to worry about filling up on crap.
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"With great power comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right cunt" Billy Butcher
August 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This country doesn't need Jesus, it needs professional mental help.
July 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
HeTrumpedUs.com

Fucking brilliant
He Trumped Us
South Park - he trumped us
HeTrumpedUs.com
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My little buddy is the shit
July 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
All I want is a penguin army so I can take over the world

#Penguin #ww3
July 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My bath buddy
July 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hell ya!
I am getting closer to being ready for Halloween (the best holiday)
July 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If your spouse isn't your best friend you are doing it wrong
July 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When you think about it lobster is just a vehicle for butter
July 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social how do I send in a message for mail call?
June 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM