Mark Parsons
@piratelibrarian.bsky.social
Pirate, librarian, ersatz occultist.
I once had an iphone in my back pocket and broke it with my ass as I was shifting library books on a bottom shelf.
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I once had an iphone in my back pocket and broke it with my ass as I was shifting library books on a bottom shelf.
I want to hold your spam
August 31, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I want to hold your spam
Lucy in the Sky with Chiclets
August 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Lucy in the Sky with Chiclets
The Long and Winded Prude
August 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
The Long and Winded Prude
While my Catarrh Gently Seeps
August 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
While my Catarrh Gently Seeps
When I’m Six Feet Four
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When I’m Six Feet Four
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Funions.
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Funions.
Beat it. Beat on the Bratt.
August 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Beat it. Beat on the Bratt.
When I win the lottery.
August 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
When I win the lottery.
Physical inactivity seems fakeable or in my case actual. ;)
August 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Physical inactivity seems fakeable or in my case actual. ;)
The Immortal Croaking UnflushableTurd!
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Immortal Croaking UnflushableTurd!
I love this story!
August 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I love this story!
Terrible news if true!
August 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Terrible news if true!
The House That Dripped Sweat
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
The House That Dripped Sweat
Ham on Satan’s Claw
July 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ham on Satan’s Claw
Rosemary’s Baboon
July 31, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Rosemary’s Baboon
The Dead Don’t Digest
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The Dead Don’t Digest
Cannibal Holiday
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Cannibal Holiday
Hoping Real OG Doom kills Tony Doom at the end of Secret Wars!
July 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Hoping Real OG Doom kills Tony Doom at the end of Secret Wars!
There is a nice Alan Davis variant cover too.
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There is a nice Alan Davis variant cover too.