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Pirate Artisans @ PA Ren Faire
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The Premier Piratical Purveyors of Handmade Artisan Finery! If it's bronze, silver, or glass, we do it well, bet yer ass!

http://pirateartisans.com
The stated goal is to drive down wages! The people most excited about it are gleeful that they won't have to pay humans for specialized labor and can instead shunt them into coal mines and rocker assembly lines for as little as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I love being able to catch your streams, you are always such an incredibly bubbly and joyful little creature that it always makes my night a little better 💜
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
no choice but to cut off a 2 inch slab for yourself, it's the only way!
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I feel that! The process of setting all that up is EXHAUSTING but the end result is so much nicer!
November 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this looks like such a big improvement to workflow and QA, I'm excited to see these in person!
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
now i worry I'll hear the far off noise of an incoming call buzzing in the speakers right before i die XD
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They're a lot of fun! Most of ours are from maniology. They make special high pigment stamping polish for them, but I just use my uv gels since they're pretty high pigment :3 I recommend putting down a matte topcoat to stamp on, it'll stick better, then gloss over that 💜
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
OMG thank you!! ❤️😭 I really enjoy doing nail art, so that means a lot!!! This was a fun experiment with stamp plates :3 It's hard to photograph but the color is a translucent color shift bc I am a sucker for chromes & color shifts.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Concurred! I didn't think I could get one but when I rolled up the lady was like "we have the pie, you want one? I know what my regulars like" and she was correct I did want the pie
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's basically the Baja Blast sorbet in a pie shell. The tractor surprised me bc I was expecting a curd, but it's tart and socks t otherwise!
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Also: it is unfortunately pretty good. You can't order it on the app, at least by us. You have to order it at the drive thru. Do what you will with this knowledge.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I rolled up to the window and the lady at the register said "hey Spooks! Long time no see! Did you see we have the pie? I know what my regulars want"

She was correct, I did want the unholy gift of nuclear green lime icebox pie.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
as a fellow goat: you have made the correct choice
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Your mother... the stories were true...
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
in my neck of the woods they're usually Stag Beetles!
November 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
not it!
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
CUUUTE
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM