is this a coriander/cilantro thing where some people taste it differently?? because it doesn’t taste or smell like fish at all imo

secondary only to actually being on holiday

you: i don’t want to rule i want to laze around and be fed grapes by my concubines

council of eunuchs: if the second prince was on the throne we could centralise power while he lies around and eats grapes

the problem is when you’re out here practicing your calligraphy and some group of ministers is having secret conversations about how you’d be a much better imperial puppet ruler due to that very lack of manipulative guile

on one hand they promote their lifetime warranty. on the other hand they’re like get a jump on your holiday travel plans! buy six more suitcases today!!