what if i just made my username so long that it counted as an entire post?

ngl kinda wish that there was a greater incentive to have children than "Everyone Will Stop Nagging You"

i simply think that nausicaa of the valley of the wind deserves to have a toke break after all that

At work, and was asked if i could recommend a good lawyer. I work on a newspaper obituary desk. The only lawyer I know off the top of my head is in, like, salmon law. I don't think she can help either of us.

why does my friend have 14 bbq sauces, many mayos but 0 ketchup.

a BIG fan of how a standard ep of @leavingedenpodcast.bsky.social can sometimes go like:
S: "--and he claimed it was a human brain in the jar, and that was why people had to obey their pastor all the time!"
G: "Guh."

My favorite artists moved here, and I am nothing if not a time-pleaser, an affectioned ass that cons state without book and utters it by great swaths, etc.

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social I'm a BtB fan and had this realization (and am very sorry):