Call a Bondulance

Yeah I hate that one. I'm going to argue it's not a _silly_ question, it's a _stupid_ question.

I'm not going to watch that with sound. I'm choosing to believe that when he said he's going to jail everyone cheered.

In my experience the people that show up to get the item on the day and time window that they agreed on, are also the sort of people that will pay what they're supposed to even if no one is watching.
If the time window isn't too broad then the risk is pretty low.

Having a cold is not the worst thing I have going on right now, but it's definitely the thing that makes me the angriest.