Pink Turns Puke
@pinkturnspuke.bsky.social
Human bop-it and phlegm sluice.
Brighton/London.
(They/Them)
Brighton/London.
(They/Them)
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wizard's crown, screenshot, apple II (1986) www.mobygames.com/game/1011/wi...
June 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
wizard's crown, screenshot, apple II (1986) www.mobygames.com/game/1011/wi...
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When people jerk me off, I kill them!
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
If I learned in advance which side of the road I’ll be on when I die, I’d simply live the remainder of my life on that side of the road, so as to save time otherwise squandered on unnecessary trips back and forth across said road.
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If I learned in advance which side of the road I’ll be on when I die, I’d simply live the remainder of my life on that side of the road, so as to save time otherwise squandered on unnecessary trips back and forth across said road.
Aussie cyberpunk book called Nauuuurrrmancer.
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Aussie cyberpunk book called Nauuuurrrmancer.
Can’t believe the National Lampoon Tolkien parody was called Bored of the Rings when “The Sillymarillion” was right there.
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Can’t believe the National Lampoon Tolkien parody was called Bored of the Rings when “The Sillymarillion” was right there.
A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery
December 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
A-Cup Dead Man: A Tits Out Mystery
Friend of mine recently named her boat Mrs. Chippy, after the ship’s cat from the Shackleton expedition. It’s a good thing she didn’t choose the cat from the 1910-13 Scott expedition, whose name was just the N-word.
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Friend of mine recently named her boat Mrs. Chippy, after the ship’s cat from the Shackleton expedition. It’s a good thing she didn’t choose the cat from the 1910-13 Scott expedition, whose name was just the N-word.
(Not really) crazy that one of these compilations genuinely has more innate spiritual value than every piece of data produced by generative AI, combined.
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
(Not really) crazy that one of these compilations genuinely has more innate spiritual value than every piece of data produced by generative AI, combined.
They should build a Queue Museum, where intricate sets and a cast of historical reenacters allow you to visit and join famous queues from throughout history.
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
They should build a Queue Museum, where intricate sets and a cast of historical reenacters allow you to visit and join famous queues from throughout history.
“Harpers gooner longread”? Of the Cambridge Gooner-Longreads?
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation
harpers.org
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“Harpers gooner longread”? Of the Cambridge Gooner-Longreads?
I can tell I’m a long way off achieving samsara escape velocity because last time I tried to meditate, my mind flashed the word “explorationship” and I was so revolted with myself that I immediately stopped.
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I can tell I’m a long way off achieving samsara escape velocity because last time I tried to meditate, my mind flashed the word “explorationship” and I was so revolted with myself that I immediately stopped.
The woke CIA (Cis Intersectional Ally)
September 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The woke CIA (Cis Intersectional Ally)
Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep.
EDIT: nvm
EDIT: nvm
August 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Concerned that Columbo’s not gonna get his man in this ep.
EDIT: nvm
EDIT: nvm
Funniest part of the 120 Days of Sodom is where he writes about a man who pays people to jack him off onto an occupied coffin whilst he yells “Take my cum to hell with you!”. Not that I approve.
August 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Funniest part of the 120 Days of Sodom is where he writes about a man who pays people to jack him off onto an occupied coffin whilst he yells “Take my cum to hell with you!”. Not that I approve.
Isn’t Labubu the demon from The Exorcist?
July 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Isn’t Labubu the demon from The Exorcist?
When the character study is tightly wound.
June 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
When the character study is tightly wound.
Bro strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage and was heard no more 😂😂😂
June 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bro strutted and fretted his hour upon the stage and was heard no more 😂😂😂
Call me murnau the way I fw you
June 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Call me murnau the way I fw you
Martin Ferrero’s suit in Miami Vice S1E2 said trans rights.
June 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Martin Ferrero’s suit in Miami Vice S1E2 said trans rights.
(Softly, almost tearful with concern) Stop hitting yourself.
May 26, 2025 at 9:45 AM
(Softly, almost tearful with concern) Stop hitting yourself.
I have my father’s eyes, call that hereditary peerage.
May 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I have my father’s eyes, call that hereditary peerage.
Backshots that gesture towards larger ideas about faith, identity and nationhood.
April 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Backshots that gesture towards larger ideas about faith, identity and nationhood.
