Imagine what they’d have to say to us 🙄

I’m old enough to remember when the BBC used old footage of Johnson at the cenotaph, to cover the fact that he was hung over and looked like a burst mattress on a tip.
The DG didn’t resign though

A very tasteful gold and white casket with Out Of Office written in fancy gold lettering on the side

Is there some kind of rewards system set up for court appearances?
Like a Frequent Liar scheme?