I am as far from a Mudryk stan as you can get but I must say the almost complete radio silence about the circumstances surrounding a drugs test failure and the aftermath for a high profile Ukrainian athlete causes me to quizzically arch an eyebrow.

Studs up towards the head. Straight red all day long.

Unfortunately, unlike most of the times he's written it, this time he's right

It's been an embarrassment. As soon as there wasn't an immediate collapse it's like they've given up the ghost

Watch House on Commercial St is nice, not necessarily meeting the reasonably priced brief though. Nude Coffee on Hanbury St does, erm, nice coffee.

I put it to you that if it is Joe Shields day with the cheque book no former City player is off limits

Gavin Bazunu, surely....ah he's played for two sides already this season

Looks like an American Cocker Spaniel to me, Tim

Hi Frasier

And because he got away with it Spence did one a minute or so later

Haha, true. But I'll bet if the fighting had made it to Iceland he'd have been well up for it

Excellent. Though the old Greenland Shark - likely born in 1633 - wants a word...