Zhu Bajie
@pigofeightpaths.bsky.social
Just your average, everyday Vastayan. #LOLRP #OCRP
“Ya can never have too much Zhu, lil’ guy.”
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Ya can never have too much Zhu, lil’ guy.”
“What if instead of th’ flu it’s th’ Zhu?”
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“What if instead of th’ flu it’s th’ Zhu?”
It’ll be fine. Zhu’s like a huge, slightly smelly beanbag chair. You won’t even notice he’s here.
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’ll be fine. Zhu’s like a huge, slightly smelly beanbag chair. You won’t even notice he’s here.
“Mmh…later.”
Shutting his eyes, he lets out a loud yawn and starts to drift off to sleep.
Shutting his eyes, he lets out a loud yawn and starts to drift off to sleep.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
“Mmh…later.”
Shutting his eyes, he lets out a loud yawn and starts to drift off to sleep.
Shutting his eyes, he lets out a loud yawn and starts to drift off to sleep.
“Aw come on, can’t Ah’ jus’ take a nap?”
He looks up at Kael with big ol’ eyes. He’s so pathetic and weak…it’d be easy to get rid of him.
He looks up at Kael with big ol’ eyes. He’s so pathetic and weak…it’d be easy to get rid of him.
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“Aw come on, can’t Ah’ jus’ take a nap?”
He looks up at Kael with big ol’ eyes. He’s so pathetic and weak…it’d be easy to get rid of him.
He looks up at Kael with big ol’ eyes. He’s so pathetic and weak…it’d be easy to get rid of him.
“Mmph, but that’s so far…can Ah’ at least jus’ nap here fer a bit?”
He looks so comfy too…you know, on the hard dungeon floor.
He looks so comfy too…you know, on the hard dungeon floor.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Mmph, but that’s so far…can Ah’ at least jus’ nap here fer a bit?”
He looks so comfy too…you know, on the hard dungeon floor.
He looks so comfy too…you know, on the hard dungeon floor.
“Ah’ know that feelin’…” He rubs his backside a little.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
“Ah’ know that feelin’…” He rubs his backside a little.
“Mmh, sure, lemme jus’…”
Standing up, he’d take a few steps forward before flopping back over.
“Guh…no good, Ah’m too…mmh…sleepy.”
Standing up, he’d take a few steps forward before flopping back over.
“Guh…no good, Ah’m too…mmh…sleepy.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“Mmh, sure, lemme jus’…”
Standing up, he’d take a few steps forward before flopping back over.
“Guh…no good, Ah’m too…mmh…sleepy.”
Standing up, he’d take a few steps forward before flopping back over.
“Guh…no good, Ah’m too…mmh…sleepy.”
Zhu stared at Kael for a good long moment, before finally...he let out a sizable yawn.
"...Mmph, is it that late already?" He wiped a hand against his eye, yawning again. "Ah' should prolly get goin' so Ah' can get some rest."
"...Mmph, is it that late already?" He wiped a hand against his eye, yawning again. "Ah' should prolly get goin' so Ah' can get some rest."
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Zhu stared at Kael for a good long moment, before finally...he let out a sizable yawn.
"...Mmph, is it that late already?" He wiped a hand against his eye, yawning again. "Ah' should prolly get goin' so Ah' can get some rest."
"...Mmph, is it that late already?" He wiped a hand against his eye, yawning again. "Ah' should prolly get goin' so Ah' can get some rest."
"Guh...Ah' wasn't even gonna say nothin'."
He puffs out his cheeks again, pouting. Even so, it was obvious his curly tail swished behind him vigorously from being treated in such a manner.
He puffs out his cheeks again, pouting. Even so, it was obvious his curly tail swished behind him vigorously from being treated in such a manner.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Guh...Ah' wasn't even gonna say nothin'."
He puffs out his cheeks again, pouting. Even so, it was obvious his curly tail swished behind him vigorously from being treated in such a manner.
He puffs out his cheeks again, pouting. Even so, it was obvious his curly tail swished behind him vigorously from being treated in such a manner.
“Th-That’s uh…those’re all true things ya jus’ said, Ah’ reckon…”
There goes the stuttering again. This huge wolf commanded such a presence that the not-a-moblin couldn’t help but be intimidated by him, even now.
There goes the stuttering again. This huge wolf commanded such a presence that the not-a-moblin couldn’t help but be intimidated by him, even now.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Th-That’s uh…those’re all true things ya jus’ said, Ah’ reckon…”
There goes the stuttering again. This huge wolf commanded such a presence that the not-a-moblin couldn’t help but be intimidated by him, even now.
There goes the stuttering again. This huge wolf commanded such a presence that the not-a-moblin couldn’t help but be intimidated by him, even now.
“Really? Then why’d ya look all that happy when ya were spookin’ me earlier?”
He scoots a bit closer towards Kael, just a bit.
He scoots a bit closer towards Kael, just a bit.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Really? Then why’d ya look all that happy when ya were spookin’ me earlier?”
He scoots a bit closer towards Kael, just a bit.
He scoots a bit closer towards Kael, just a bit.
“Gosh, when ya talk like that ya start soundin’ like a regular hero!”
Maybe not the best thing to say to someone under Ganon’s employ…
Maybe not the best thing to say to someone under Ganon’s employ…
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
“Gosh, when ya talk like that ya start soundin’ like a regular hero!”
Maybe not the best thing to say to someone under Ganon’s employ…
Maybe not the best thing to say to someone under Ganon’s employ…
His ears perk up a bit at that, and he can’t help but show the faintest hint of a smile.
“Ah’ dun’ think ya gotta worry ‘bout that. Ya’ve been real reliable ta me, after all. Ah’ know folks could lean on ya if they had ta!”
“Ah’ dun’ think ya gotta worry ‘bout that. Ya’ve been real reliable ta me, after all. Ah’ know folks could lean on ya if they had ta!”
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
His ears perk up a bit at that, and he can’t help but show the faintest hint of a smile.
“Ah’ dun’ think ya gotta worry ‘bout that. Ya’ve been real reliable ta me, after all. Ah’ know folks could lean on ya if they had ta!”
“Ah’ dun’ think ya gotta worry ‘bout that. Ya’ve been real reliable ta me, after all. Ah’ know folks could lean on ya if they had ta!”
"Well, sure! When yer wearin' that armor ya look really really REALLY scary..."
However, without it, he's actually rather charming...not that he'd say that outright.
However, without it, he's actually rather charming...not that he'd say that outright.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"Well, sure! When yer wearin' that armor ya look really really REALLY scary..."
However, without it, he's actually rather charming...not that he'd say that outright.
However, without it, he's actually rather charming...not that he'd say that outright.
“Really? Gosh, with all that fur ya prolly stay pretty comfy though. It looks nice an’ warm, haw.”
Not like his own flabby body doesn’t help in just the same way.
Not like his own flabby body doesn’t help in just the same way.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Really? Gosh, with all that fur ya prolly stay pretty comfy though. It looks nice an’ warm, haw.”
Not like his own flabby body doesn’t help in just the same way.
Not like his own flabby body doesn’t help in just the same way.
“Well, sure, but all Ah’m sayin’ is there’s a lotta stuff out there besides fightin’.”
He sighs a little, taking a seat next to his pouch.
“Winter’s nice too…mostly fer stayin’ indoors.”
He sighs a little, taking a seat next to his pouch.
“Winter’s nice too…mostly fer stayin’ indoors.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Well, sure, but all Ah’m sayin’ is there’s a lotta stuff out there besides fightin’.”
He sighs a little, taking a seat next to his pouch.
“Winter’s nice too…mostly fer stayin’ indoors.”
He sighs a little, taking a seat next to his pouch.
“Winter’s nice too…mostly fer stayin’ indoors.”
"Lots'f things are better than fightin'!" He peers over his shoulder at the wolf. "Like, have ya ever jus' spent a day sittin' under a tree in fall, watchin' th' leaves drop ta th' ground? It's real peaceful, Ah' tell ya what."
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Lots'f things are better than fightin'!" He peers over his shoulder at the wolf. "Like, have ya ever jus' spent a day sittin' under a tree in fall, watchin' th' leaves drop ta th' ground? It's real peaceful, Ah' tell ya what."
-searching while discreetly dropping that pouch of his on the hard stone floor.
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
-searching while discreetly dropping that pouch of his on the hard stone floor.
Zhu just stood there, speechless. How the heck did he end up all the way down here? And why was part of him secretly glad it'd happened?
"Uh...r-right! Ah'll take this side, ya take th' rest."
He nodded, before waddling over to the eastern part of the room. Bending over, he'd pretend to start-
"Uh...r-right! Ah'll take this side, ya take th' rest."
He nodded, before waddling over to the eastern part of the room. Bending over, he'd pretend to start-
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Zhu just stood there, speechless. How the heck did he end up all the way down here? And why was part of him secretly glad it'd happened?
"Uh...r-right! Ah'll take this side, ya take th' rest."
He nodded, before waddling over to the eastern part of the room. Bending over, he'd pretend to start-
"Uh...r-right! Ah'll take this side, ya take th' rest."
He nodded, before waddling over to the eastern part of the room. Bending over, he'd pretend to start-
"Guh!?"
The swine's eyes widened, as he was suddenly herded along like a common farm animal. He couldn't fight against Kael's incredible brute strength, so all he could do was try and keep up as they descended into the depths once more.
The swine's eyes widened, as he was suddenly herded along like a common farm animal. He couldn't fight against Kael's incredible brute strength, so all he could do was try and keep up as they descended into the depths once more.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Guh!?"
The swine's eyes widened, as he was suddenly herded along like a common farm animal. He couldn't fight against Kael's incredible brute strength, so all he could do was try and keep up as they descended into the depths once more.
The swine's eyes widened, as he was suddenly herded along like a common farm animal. He couldn't fight against Kael's incredible brute strength, so all he could do was try and keep up as they descended into the depths once more.
“Ah’ think so…? Ah’ mean, ya kinda startled me, so Ah’ wasn’t thinkin’ bout it.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Ah’ think so…? Ah’ mean, ya kinda startled me, so Ah’ wasn’t thinkin’ bout it.”