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Eye Contact! at the Urinal
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bienvenue beandogs
bonk
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
(muffled alarm beep) THIS BITCH IS ON THE RAG
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
had to keep it short today
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
nothing to it dear Maturin, simply triangulate between the main and mizzen and twist the throttlle
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
money shot is at 15:10
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I don't feel that fundamentally understanding that racism was wrong as a child and never wavering from it makes me fundamentally Good or whatever but any people who didn't figure that out by adulthood are objectively less qualified than people like me to hand out moral pronouncements
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
us coastal elites don't need clear nights
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
do you hear the voices sing
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the day is in the metaphorical bank. I do not work in or for a bank
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
lol
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
including your mother, dear reader
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I know this dude is not referencing bread prices
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
true patriots in charge
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM