picnic train - boat era
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Nice moment heading towards the new metro tunnel station platforms, taking some photos, looking around and seeing a fellow gunzel doing the same
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Nice moment heading towards the new metro tunnel station platforms, taking some photos, looking around and seeing a fellow gunzel doing the same
Going around the city seeing all these beautiful people and telling them things like "lovely hair" and "nice shirt"
February 2, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Going around the city seeing all these beautiful people and telling them things like "lovely hair" and "nice shirt"
Take 2 at becoming a wanker that uses a fountain pen
February 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Take 2 at becoming a wanker that uses a fountain pen
So nice being back in the city and surrounded by a bunch of wogs and homosexuals
January 31, 2026 at 3:25 AM
So nice being back in the city and surrounded by a bunch of wogs and homosexuals
Riding nee railway lines listening to detroit techno one of life's simple pleasures
January 31, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Riding nee railway lines listening to detroit techno one of life's simple pleasures
Airports now have guys that pester you if you look stressed. I need to program a new fidget.
January 28, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Airports now have guys that pester you if you look stressed. I need to program a new fidget.
There was this girl that I clashed with, I guess we were too similar or something but we somehow misinterpreted each other or something. Anyway she was having a time and I felt bad for her, I was still winding down from the national ale I got overly sincere and handholdy and we've been besties since
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
There was this girl that I clashed with, I guess we were too similar or something but we somehow misinterpreted each other or something. Anyway she was having a time and I felt bad for her, I was still winding down from the national ale I got overly sincere and handholdy and we've been besties since
Getting a bad case of sikadis, just had somebody's unattended and very fucking dim kid stuff their fingers in the bight of the aft springer as the boat's weight was about to be on it. If I hadn't barked at the little turd in time in <1 second most or all of their fingers would have been amputated.
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Getting a bad case of sikadis, just had somebody's unattended and very fucking dim kid stuff their fingers in the bight of the aft springer as the boat's weight was about to be on it. If I hadn't barked at the little turd in time in <1 second most or all of their fingers would have been amputated.
Was hoping the last of the cricket would still be on after knockoff
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Was hoping the last of the cricket would still be on after knockoff
There's some posting I didn't do that I thought I did?
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 AM
There's some posting I didn't do that I thought I did?
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ABC on the wireless and telly turned down gang
It would be a hard decision which Test cricket to watch today, NZ vs Windies or the Ashes, but it becomes a very easy decision to flick to Mt Maunganui every time Kerry O'Keeffe steps into the Adelaide comms box and starts wheezing horrifically at his own bad jokes and tired anecdotes
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
ABC on the wireless and telly turned down gang
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the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024
Got some takeaway from Golden Brumby, introduced the lovely lady currently staffing The Barrel Collective to prawn toast.
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Got some takeaway from Golden Brumby, introduced the lovely lady currently staffing The Barrel Collective to prawn toast.
THE SUN.
Amazing!!!!
Amazing!!!!
December 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
THE SUN.
Amazing!!!!
Amazing!!!!
Was looking at the taps at this bar and caught myself saying Mountain Culchaaaa like an ocker Matt Berry
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Was looking at the taps at this bar and caught myself saying Mountain Culchaaaa like an ocker Matt Berry
Thrilling weather today, biggest waves I've seen on the harbour so far. Stood way off Sarah Island then zipped in to quickly get the guides off the island before fucking off. Downer though was some filthy fucking POM left a FULL SICK BAG on the fucking FLOOR!!!! Pigs
December 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Thrilling weather today, biggest waves I've seen on the harbour so far. Stood way off Sarah Island then zipped in to quickly get the guides off the island before fucking off. Downer though was some filthy fucking POM left a FULL SICK BAG on the fucking FLOOR!!!! Pigs
they keep making James noises
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
they keep making James noises
Can't read replies to any Victorian news without some gronk moaning about "Jacinta". Roads that have been fucked since I was a kid? Jacinta. Impressive miniature railway opens? Excuse to yap about Jacinta and the munnel. Gronks that treat parties like sports teams are fuckwits, these more dim again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Can't read replies to any Victorian news without some gronk moaning about "Jacinta". Roads that have been fucked since I was a kid? Jacinta. Impressive miniature railway opens? Excuse to yap about Jacinta and the munnel. Gronks that treat parties like sports teams are fuckwits, these more dim again.
I'm at a house vibing out with an incredible synth collection
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I'm at a house vibing out with an incredible synth collection
Somebody at the pub said something about "bounty hamster" so I indicated a small thing while I said in a squeaky voice "we will sail round the cape and we will sail around the horn"
Would have been a hit with the right audience
Would have been a hit with the right audience
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Somebody at the pub said something about "bounty hamster" so I indicated a small thing while I said in a squeaky voice "we will sail round the cape and we will sail around the horn"
Would have been a hit with the right audience
Would have been a hit with the right audience
I express my feelings weirdly AND directly
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I express my feelings weirdly AND directly
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 AM
*anthropologist voice* I am ingratiating myself to my colleagues. They have been lightly teasing me and making morris dancing noises such as "ah james"
Kylie got dethroned by Confidence Man this year for my most listened artist (and track)
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kylie got dethroned by Confidence Man this year for my most listened artist (and track)