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Kargolyn Longfang
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both a trans woman trying to make it in the Midwest or Kargolyn Longfang the kobold that thinks shes the most powerful dragon to ever live, sometimes both

tenderqueer tucute, 37, minors DNI

Please help me buy hormones!
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I have feelings about #Dispatch, spoilers ahead, mostly in the next posts. but my first thought is

why does Robert look *exactly* like human Chilchuck?
Robert Robertson from the game Dispatch. he is a caucasian man with reddish-brown hair, a long, angular face, and light stubble. he is wearing a blue work button up and a headset Chilchuck from the anime Dungeon Meshi. normally a halfling, due to magical schenangians he has been turned into a human. he has reddish brown hair in the same style and Robert, a long angular face, and heavier stubble. he is wearing a breastplate over a dark tunic and a green muffler
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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how can anybody hate Calumon or early 2000s dubs, this is amazing
November 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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I unfortunately need help.

last Monday i injured my knee and lost an entire week of work, unpaid. Ive returned to work on reduced hours, and should be allowed back to normal duties Wednesday, but the income is lost. please help!

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a black knee brace worn of khaki work pants
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I made my own yingsona last night
a yinglet, a short furred mammalian creature with digitigrade legs with thin stick like forearms and calves, long tails, and a single exposed tooth for opening clams this particular yinglet has cream colored fur with dark areas on her forearms and calves, like long songs and gloves, and a black mask-like pattern on the fir around her pink eyes. she has brown, wavy hair, and a look of anxiousness on her face. she wears a green blouse over her massive breasts, white breeches over her thighs, and a red ribbon on her tail as before, but the yinglet is in profile view
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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so I'm not being accused of lying, here it is
There are usually 2 main counter arguments used to discredit the sources we are about to examine with the aim of rejecting them a priori or to significatly dimish their historical validity and relevance. 1 - The question of whether these authors wrote independently of Christian thought or influence. And 2 - the question of whether or not these sources are contemporary to Jesus' life. These logical structures are massive red flags. They are logical fallacies that should not be taken seriously by any historian, scholar or amature, Christian apologetic or Atheist alike as they operate under a false correlation paradigm. We will address both arguments, counter attack and dismantle them to their very core on sections 10 and 11 respectively.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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when meeting with foreign dignitaries, Empress Kargolyn always dresses to impress

art by the amazing @3koboldcoat.bsky.social !!
a picture of Kargolyn Longfang, a bronze-scaled kobold. Kargolyn is wearing a black kimono with dotted with gold circles with a plant design in the center of the circles. the kimono has a blue sash, and it's chest is left open to expose Kargolyn's breasts that are lightly bound with white cloth. she wears the jagged Longfang Blade sword in her sash, and rests her hand on its hilt. a golden crown with jagged lightning prongs sits on her brow, and a halo of light shines behind her head. Kargolyn has an expression of manic self-confidence and a mischievous smile
October 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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😤😤😤 damn right
The Girl With Big Titties
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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A picture of a despondent and desperate Donald Duck saying "Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals, and there is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe." Micky Mouse gleefully rebukes, "Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog."
October 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Kamala Harris shaking hands with Netanyahu
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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screenshot showing that the user above has never cared about the Uyghur genocide
October 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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two things: first, America isn't directly aiding the genocide in China and isn't defending the genocide in China at the UN like America is doing for Israel

second, you don't give a fuck about the Uyghurs
a screenshot showing that heartless creatures has never spoken about the genocide in China before
October 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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the Megamind No Bitches? meme with no bitches? replaced with No Shooters?
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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a short comic using screenshots from the final battle between Naked Snake and his mentor/mother-figure The Boss from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Water Panel 1: Snake and The Boss stand opposite one another in a field of Ornithogalum, a white petaled flower Panel 2: Close up of Snake who says "Are clowns patriotic?" Panel 3: Close up of The Boss who says "are you?" Panel 4: Snake, "I'm asking the questions here. Would a clown die for it's country?" Panel 5: The Boss throws off her cloak, revealing the stark white combat suit underneath and declares "Everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown."
October 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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the IDF are the only ones who use Palestinians as human shields
two innocent Palestinian men being marched in front of a Merkava tank
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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i hacked into your mainframe and found this under C:documents>homework>homework3>files>secret_do_not-open>judahlionesssexy.png

care to explain?
Nala from the Lion King, lying supine with an expression of sultry lust in her eyes, and the flag of Israel hastily edited onto her forehead.
October 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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when i use it it's called the Astora Faggot Sword
an image of the Astora Straight Sword from Dark Souls 1. it is a straight, double-edged blade with a dark grey hilt and pale gold cross guard that curves slightly outwards towards the blade
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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it looks even longer wet! 😁
a white trans woman wearing a black satin camisole with lace, and her breasts and cleavage are in center frame. her wet hair dangles in front of her, down to the tops of her breasts, and she smiles widely. her eyes and top half of her face are not visible
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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my hair has gotten so long, it's past my shoulders!! ☺️🥰☺️
a picture of a white trans woman wearing a beige camisole and a dark grey-green cardigan frames from the bottom of the chin to the top of her stomach, her full breasts and cleavage framed front and center. curly silver-gold hair tumbles past one shoulder
September 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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#deltarune theory

I think I know Ralsei's Light World counterpart. now, many people think Ralsei comes Kris' old horns, but let's consider these things about Ralsei

* White
* Covered in fur
* Takes pain away
* Lives to please others

what does that sound like? that's right.

Toriel's magic wand
a Hitachi magic wand with the blue accents tinted a dark green Ralsei Deltarune, a short young goat person with white fur, kind eyes with half-rim glasses who is wearing a green dress with black accents
September 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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rolling up to join a biker gang riding one of these and getting just the absolute shit kicked out of me
a mono-wheel motorcycle. it looks like a small dirt bike seat and handlebars resting over top of a single large off road tyre.
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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i would do UNSPEAKABLE things to this man
the character Jax from the webseries Amazing Digital Circus. he is a very simplistic 3d rendering of a purple rabbit with yellow eyes and yellow teeth wearing red overalls and yellow gloves. he is smiling and has an expression that conveys he is a huge toxic piece of shit
August 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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MY BEAUTIFUL SON FINALLY GOT THE BIG HAT!!! 😍💖😍💖😍💖😍

#IchiTheWitch
a two-page spread from the Shonen Jump manga Ichi the Witch. in the first panel, the titular Ichi is standing on a stage runway, showing off his new outfit of a black long sleeved tunic, black leggings, black thigh high boots, and black fingerless gloves. overtop of this outwit is a black cloak with tassels along the hem and white fur along the shoulders, held by two cords across his chest. additionally, and in Sonia's opinion most critically, Michigan is wearing a wide-brimmed witches hat, with the pointed tip bent backwards at about 4/5ths of the way up. off screen an MC announces "...Ichi the Witch!" the second, smaller panel is a closeup of Ichi's face. his unkempt black hair peeks out from under the hat, almost brushing his shoulders, and his relaxed pose and expression is contrasted with the sharpness of his eyes.
August 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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and it didn't pass

i guess you don't read past the headlines in Crackerrascistland
No council members took up the suggestion and didn't place it on the councils agenda.
July 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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was this your interview? lmao
July 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM