Stephen Harrington
@phzerosounds.bsky.social
Inside me there are two wolves. One of them is taking a nap.
Weird shit getting pulled up for community standards violations on TikTok DMs.
Hmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Weird shit getting pulled up for community standards violations on TikTok DMs.
Hmmmmmmm
Hmmmmmmm
This is niche, but brilliant.
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This is niche, but brilliant.
Sometimes you do have to hand it to the NYT. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/s...
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sometimes you do have to hand it to the NYT. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/16/s...
A perfect circle.
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 AM
A perfect circle.
Just an incredible back-to-back effort on the 'bad takes' front.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Just an incredible back-to-back effort on the 'bad takes' front.
The great thing about this is that it'll never happen, because there's simply no way that he meets these targets. I'll be surprised if Tesla's even a going concern in 5 years. Eventually Elon's hype(-only) train will run him over.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The great thing about this is that it'll never happen, because there's simply no way that he meets these targets. I'll be surprised if Tesla's even a going concern in 5 years. Eventually Elon's hype(-only) train will run him over.
Imagine how messed up you need to be to say something like this out loud, and not feel such horrendous embarrassment that you want to never set foot in public ever again.
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Imagine how messed up you need to be to say something like this out loud, and not feel such horrendous embarrassment that you want to never set foot in public ever again.
If everyone could go outside tonight and just quietly shoot an old man in the face, it would be a fitting tribute.
November 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
If everyone could go outside tonight and just quietly shoot an old man in the face, it would be a fitting tribute.
The below image is, to me, "Sage Journal article title page-coded"
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The below image is, to me, "Sage Journal article title page-coded"
LOL: good luck with that, Andrew. 👍
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
LOL: good luck with that, Andrew. 👍
Man, Zohran got over a grand in music royalties? Genuinely: what a baller.
October 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Man, Zohran got over a grand in music royalties? Genuinely: what a baller.
Nailed him, Sussan! 👍
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nailed him, Sussan! 👍
Washington meets Las Vegas.
October 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Washington meets Las Vegas.
Spotted on Facebook. *Chef's kiss*
October 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spotted on Facebook. *Chef's kiss*
"Monarchs hate this one weird trick."
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Monarchs hate this one weird trick."
hmmmmm... sure sounds like the ceasefire has ended to me?
October 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
hmmmmm... sure sounds like the ceasefire has ended to me?
You can change the theme in Facebook Messenger to 'Tron: Ares'.
Marketing departments just tipping money down the toilet: you love to see it.
Marketing departments just tipping money down the toilet: you love to see it.
October 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You can change the theme in Facebook Messenger to 'Tron: Ares'.
Marketing departments just tipping money down the toilet: you love to see it.
Marketing departments just tipping money down the toilet: you love to see it.
Calm down, @theguardian.com, there's no need to get offensive!
Just don't have a go at the eyes. That is a stigmatism they've had since the age of five.
Just don't have a go at the eyes. That is a stigmatism they've had since the age of five.
October 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Calm down, @theguardian.com, there's no need to get offensive!
Just don't have a go at the eyes. That is a stigmatism they've had since the age of five.
Just don't have a go at the eyes. That is a stigmatism they've had since the age of five.