Stephen Banks
@phtevenwithaph.bsky.social
Once known as dirk gently, sociopathic
Some call me... Tim?
Some call me... Tim?
Let's cut right through the bullshit.
Suppose a paid agitator and domestic terrorist publicly brandishes a gun at an ICE agent, or any other LEO. It doesn't matter.
Once they've been disarmed and beaten down to their knees, shooting them 11 times is murder.
Suppose a paid agitator and domestic terrorist publicly brandishes a gun at an ICE agent, or any other LEO. It doesn't matter.
Once they've been disarmed and beaten down to their knees, shooting them 11 times is murder.
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Let's cut right through the bullshit.
Suppose a paid agitator and domestic terrorist publicly brandishes a gun at an ICE agent, or any other LEO. It doesn't matter.
Once they've been disarmed and beaten down to their knees, shooting them 11 times is murder.
Suppose a paid agitator and domestic terrorist publicly brandishes a gun at an ICE agent, or any other LEO. It doesn't matter.
Once they've been disarmed and beaten down to their knees, shooting them 11 times is murder.
News from tomorrow, probably:
Congress unanimously passed a bill tomorrow compelling the DOJ to release all the remaining Epstein files within thirty days "and we mean it this time." The presnitwit is expected to sign the bill if he can stop laughing long enough to hold a sharpie.
Congress unanimously passed a bill tomorrow compelling the DOJ to release all the remaining Epstein files within thirty days "and we mean it this time." The presnitwit is expected to sign the bill if he can stop laughing long enough to hold a sharpie.
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 PM
News from tomorrow, probably:
Congress unanimously passed a bill tomorrow compelling the DOJ to release all the remaining Epstein files within thirty days "and we mean it this time." The presnitwit is expected to sign the bill if he can stop laughing long enough to hold a sharpie.
Congress unanimously passed a bill tomorrow compelling the DOJ to release all the remaining Epstein files within thirty days "and we mean it this time." The presnitwit is expected to sign the bill if he can stop laughing long enough to hold a sharpie.
Maybe someone can give Riley Gaines a 4th place swimming medal to shut her up, too.
January 16, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Maybe someone can give Riley Gaines a 4th place swimming medal to shut her up, too.
This was a very controversial person. A lot of people didn't like this person very much, but whether you liked him or not, things happen.
I'm referring, of course, to Abraham Lincoln.
I'm referring, of course, to Abraham Lincoln.
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
This was a very controversial person. A lot of people didn't like this person very much, but whether you liked him or not, things happen.
I'm referring, of course, to Abraham Lincoln.
I'm referring, of course, to Abraham Lincoln.
The price of one Baby Snugles™ doll is 25% lower than two Barbies were last year! So let's hear no more about affordability from the radical left Marxists.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The price of one Baby Snugles™ doll is 25% lower than two Barbies were last year! So let's hear no more about affordability from the radical left Marxists.
Breaking news -
Epstein is mentioned at least 100 times in the Trump files. His name appears repeatedly on Trump's flight records flying to Trump golf clubs and there are many references to him being provided with young women at Mar-a-lago, some of whom appear to be under age.
Epstein is mentioned at least 100 times in the Trump files. His name appears repeatedly on Trump's flight records flying to Trump golf clubs and there are many references to him being provided with young women at Mar-a-lago, some of whom appear to be under age.
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Breaking news -
Epstein is mentioned at least 100 times in the Trump files. His name appears repeatedly on Trump's flight records flying to Trump golf clubs and there are many references to him being provided with young women at Mar-a-lago, some of whom appear to be under age.
Epstein is mentioned at least 100 times in the Trump files. His name appears repeatedly on Trump's flight records flying to Trump golf clubs and there are many references to him being provided with young women at Mar-a-lago, some of whom appear to be under age.
It's comforting to know that although air traffic controllers will be working without pay, congress people will be paid without working. So it all balances out.
October 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's comforting to know that although air traffic controllers will be working without pay, congress people will be paid without working. So it all balances out.
One side says it's life as normal, but the other says that an asteroid hit and wiped out half the population. Who's to say which side is right? It depends on who you ask.
FFS, there’s on truth.
Truth doesn’t have 2 sides.
Truth doesn’t have 2 sides.
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
One side says it's life as normal, but the other says that an asteroid hit and wiped out half the population. Who's to say which side is right? It depends on who you ask.
Reposted by Stephen Banks
In case you're struggling to find the words for why you're feeling the way you do.
October 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
In case you're struggling to find the words for why you're feeling the way you do.
So the president can now create federal law with the stroke of a pen and empower the military to arrest American civilians. How convenient for him.
October 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So the president can now create federal law with the stroke of a pen and empower the military to arrest American civilians. How convenient for him.
The feds say everything inside the facility is perfect and yet won't allow congresspeople entry to inspect it
Yeah, that doesn't sound fishy at all.
Yeah, that doesn't sound fishy at all.
The default ought to be there is more to the story and the feds are lying
Kristi Noem denied entry to Broadview building in new video; city says that's not the full story
U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem posted video Friday showing her being denied entry to the Village of Broadview Municipal Building as she arrived in the Chicago suburb to visit an ICE p...
www.nbcchicago.com
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The feds say everything inside the facility is perfect and yet won't allow congresspeople entry to inspect it
Yeah, that doesn't sound fishy at all.
Yeah, that doesn't sound fishy at all.
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I just read a post on X from a radical MAGA Schumer hater, outraged his health insurance doubled.
Think he realizes Schumer is fighting FOR him? The stupid disconnect is palpable.
Think he realizes Schumer is fighting FOR him? The stupid disconnect is palpable.
October 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I just read a post on X from a radical MAGA Schumer hater, outraged his health insurance doubled.
Think he realizes Schumer is fighting FOR him? The stupid disconnect is palpable.
Think he realizes Schumer is fighting FOR him? The stupid disconnect is palpable.
If Trump doesn't golf today we can safely assume he's dead. Impeach Stephen Miller!
October 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If Trump doesn't golf today we can safely assume he's dead. Impeach Stephen Miller!
If ICE can drag American citizens and their kids naked from their beds in a Chicago apartment building without warrants, what's keeping them from doing the same at your apartment building or home? Or MSNBC? Or the halls of Congress?
Or your polling location on election day?
Or your kids' school?
Or your polling location on election day?
Or your kids' school?
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
If ICE can drag American citizens and their kids naked from their beds in a Chicago apartment building without warrants, what's keeping them from doing the same at your apartment building or home? Or MSNBC? Or the halls of Congress?
Or your polling location on election day?
Or your kids' school?
Or your polling location on election day?
Or your kids' school?
President Donald Trump announced Saturday that he would be directing Department of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to "provide all necessary troops" to protect "war-ravaged Portland," Oregon.
They're going to clear the people out and turn it into the Riviera of the Pacific Northwest.
They're going to clear the people out and turn it into the Riviera of the Pacific Northwest.
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
President Donald Trump announced Saturday that he would be directing Department of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to "provide all necessary troops" to protect "war-ravaged Portland," Oregon.
They're going to clear the people out and turn it into the Riviera of the Pacific Northwest.
They're going to clear the people out and turn it into the Riviera of the Pacific Northwest.
I want transgender for everyone.
September 27, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I want transgender for everyone.
Here is the difference between right and left wing terrorists.
The right wing terrorist opens fire with a military grade assault rifle.
The left wing terrorist pauses an elevator for a couple of minutes.
So they are nearly equivalent.
The right wing terrorist opens fire with a military grade assault rifle.
The left wing terrorist pauses an elevator for a couple of minutes.
So they are nearly equivalent.
September 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Here is the difference between right and left wing terrorists.
The right wing terrorist opens fire with a military grade assault rifle.
The left wing terrorist pauses an elevator for a couple of minutes.
So they are nearly equivalent.
The right wing terrorist opens fire with a military grade assault rifle.
The left wing terrorist pauses an elevator for a couple of minutes.
So they are nearly equivalent.
I know, the world seems like it's gone to shit right now. Military patrolling the streets, economy swirling in the toilet, masked government thugs kidnapping people, fascists neutering the judiciary and congress, free speech under attack... but remember.
It can only good happen.
You're welcome.
It can only good happen.
You're welcome.
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I know, the world seems like it's gone to shit right now. Military patrolling the streets, economy swirling in the toilet, masked government thugs kidnapping people, fascists neutering the judiciary and congress, free speech under attack... but remember.
It can only good happen.
You're welcome.
It can only good happen.
You're welcome.
We often skip the interview portions of the late night shows, but Jon Stewart's interview of Maria Ressa last night is worth watching.
September 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
We often skip the interview portions of the late night shows, but Jon Stewart's interview of Maria Ressa last night is worth watching.
Trump is amazing.
He's only been in charge of DC for one day and crime is at its lowest level it's been in 30 years.
I mean, except for the past 6 months, when it was also at its lowest level in 30 years.
He's only been in charge of DC for one day and crime is at its lowest level it's been in 30 years.
I mean, except for the past 6 months, when it was also at its lowest level in 30 years.
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Trump is amazing.
He's only been in charge of DC for one day and crime is at its lowest level it's been in 30 years.
I mean, except for the past 6 months, when it was also at its lowest level in 30 years.
He's only been in charge of DC for one day and crime is at its lowest level it's been in 30 years.
I mean, except for the past 6 months, when it was also at its lowest level in 30 years.
Dear Trump spokespeople,
Stop complaining about the South Park episode.
It was just locker-room talk.
Sincerely,
Etc etc etc
Stop complaining about the South Park episode.
It was just locker-room talk.
Sincerely,
Etc etc etc
July 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Dear Trump spokespeople,
Stop complaining about the South Park episode.
It was just locker-room talk.
Sincerely,
Etc etc etc
Stop complaining about the South Park episode.
It was just locker-room talk.
Sincerely,
Etc etc etc
All this fawning conversation about a crude, profane cartoon show that brutally insulted the President of the United States only serves to distract from the fact that the Epstein files have still not been released to the public.
(It was a great show, though.)
(It was a great show, though.)
July 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
All this fawning conversation about a crude, profane cartoon show that brutally insulted the President of the United States only serves to distract from the fact that the Epstein files have still not been released to the public.
(It was a great show, though.)
(It was a great show, though.)
News from tomorrow, probably:
Trump issues an executive order renaming Mexican Coke (made with cane sugar) to American Coke and putting his face on the can in gold leaf.
Trump issues an executive order renaming Mexican Coke (made with cane sugar) to American Coke and putting his face on the can in gold leaf.
July 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
News from tomorrow, probably:
Trump issues an executive order renaming Mexican Coke (made with cane sugar) to American Coke and putting his face on the can in gold leaf.
Trump issues an executive order renaming Mexican Coke (made with cane sugar) to American Coke and putting his face on the can in gold leaf.