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A body nourished, a soul fed. ❤️‍🔥
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I wrote this in high school. The assignment was to write a romantic poem about our dream job

At the time of writing this, I wanted to be a video game designer 🙃
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A parrot plays peekaboo with a neighbor's cat.
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
During a doctor’s appointment, I stepped on the scale, saw it read 289 lbs, and thought to myself, “Nope.” 😱

My weight-loss journey hasn’t been easy, especially as someone who used food to cope with their feelings 🫠

I’m so proud of myself, and I’m determined to keep improving my physical health 🤸🏽‍♀️
February 9, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Woke up this morning consciously trying to stuff down my feelings. The discomfort after being vulnerable is easy: sit with the feelings and process them 🧘🏽‍♀️

You know what’s not easy? Regret. Unless you’re a time traveler ⏳️

My outlook in life: Say or do "the thing". You may not be afforded tomorrow 😌
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I want to get something off my chest. I don’t care if no one reads this except the FBI agent tasked with reading my online posts. I feel like my side has always been muted (probably because I struggle to be vulnerable). I’m hoping that after this rant, I’ll feel a little lighter
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
this literally made me cry 😭
king beaks III, what a guy 🐧
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I wish I could fully express how hard this made me laugh 🤣
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bought an inclined walking pad to hit 10,000+ steps daily while training arms, core, and glutes, and I love the results I’m seeing after just a month (I want my “dream body” this year) 😤 Also, ChatGPT is so OP for creating workouts. Crazy what training consistency does!

I do miss cycling, though… 😮‍💨
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Just received confirmation from the judge of my name change! 🐦‍🔥

After so much stress (and even the winter storm nearly delaying it), I’m beyond relieved 🥹

I’m so excited to show my ID at the Chris Luno event next month with my name 💃🏽

Even though times are weird right now, I'm excited for 2026 ❤️‍🔥
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Wishing you a blessed Solstice and the joy of the light returning 🔥
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Finished watching the first part of Stranger Things season 5 yesterday, and I gotta say… the Duffer Brothers kinda did their big one. The first episode of every season is usually a drag since it has to recap the storyline, but the rest was great. MVPs so far:

Karen
Nancy (of course)
Steve's hair
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Chris Luno just announced his tour dates for next year, and he’s coming back to D.C.! 😱🤩🥳

My urge to go dancing has been at an all-time high, so this is perfect timing! 🎶💃🏽🎵
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I put together two cabinets this weekend, and work has been so busy lately. I’m exhausted 😮‍💨

I’ve been finishing a DIY project I started when I first moved in (now that I know where to put them) 🌸

I finished one already, with one left. I might finally start Stranger Things while I work on it 👾
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I wasn’t going to post these 2025 Recaps for a couple of reasons, but at this point… who cares? 🙃 I enjoy listening to music or someone yap as a distraction during work. This year, these were my yappers 🗣

(Monster Hunter showing up in my top interests shocked me… I only have 50 hours in that game)
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Just sipping my coffee ☕ while contemplating the mysteries of life. #DeepThoughts #PepeSmile
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Why did my nephew send me this?! I have been rendered completely and utterly speechless, embarrassed, and humbled by my own blood relative. It really be your own people sometimes 😭💀

I’ve also been told I look like Michael Jackson and Sanjaya before, so let’s just add this one to the list as well 😅🤣
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I remembered that “your perception is your reality"

A perfect example is the blue/gold dress debate (and it’s gold 😤)

When you find yourself having to explain something over and over, it might just be because it isn’t their reality. That's why communication is so important and necessary
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Last night, I received some good news for my name-change case. I’m beyond elated 🥹❤️‍🔥🥳

Gunna go explore a bit today 🎧 I also really need to fully unpack my winter clothes this weekend 🙃

(Earlier this week, someone in my Discord group asked us to write our “bleedout” scene. I attached my entry 😵)
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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When the world feels heavy, remember it's okay to show your feelings. Here’s to embracing the ups and downs, one tear at a time. 💚✨ #Feelings #Pepe
December 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What does it mean if you were sexually attracted to Shadow the Hedgehog when you were growing up but didn’t turn out to be a furry? 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I didn't realize I needed my nightly spooky stories *that* much... 😴😅
#SpotifyWrapped
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t believe I just got my lease renewal notice… I feel like I just moved in! It might also be because I still haven’t fully unpacked everything 😩😭

I wanted to use this first year to get settled, establish my roots, and furnish my apartment. Next year, I want to explore what D.C. has to offer! 🥳
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I shifted from daily divination to weekly, and this morning’s spread was… shocking 😱

Tarot interpretation aside, the numbers *almost* reflect my birthdate (26/09/89, yes I'm an old hag) and that was the order I pulled as well 🤯

I don’t think I’m fully clairvoyant, but tarot helps keep me grounded🔮
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 PM