"square-cube law" ?????? yeah dummy all cubes have squares
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
"square-cube law" ?????? yeah dummy all cubes have squares
i am so sick and tired of using "practical" squeeze bottles, if only i could dispense my honey in a way that is both impractical and engaging...
the ever delightful honey dipper: 🍯
the ever delightful honey dipper: 🍯
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i am so sick and tired of using "practical" squeeze bottles, if only i could dispense my honey in a way that is both impractical and engaging...
the ever delightful honey dipper: 🍯
the ever delightful honey dipper: 🍯
sometimes i say "eaten out" when i really mean "chewed out" and . maybe i would be intentionally difficult more often if that were the case im just sayin
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 PM
sometimes i say "eaten out" when i really mean "chewed out" and . maybe i would be intentionally difficult more often if that were the case im just sayin
i cant keep up with all these fucking verbs
January 28, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i cant keep up with all these fucking verbs
calculating the socially optimal punchline to a joke to score the most Friendship Points (nobody is going to laugh and I will return to my Laboratory (pronounced la-bore-i-tory) for further research)
January 27, 2026 at 2:35 PM
calculating the socially optimal punchline to a joke to score the most Friendship Points (nobody is going to laugh and I will return to my Laboratory (pronounced la-bore-i-tory) for further research)
when you're feeling lonely sometimes you just have to indulge in the loving embrace of heavy industry
January 27, 2026 at 3:41 AM
when you're feeling lonely sometimes you just have to indulge in the loving embrace of heavy industry
cucmber is a fruit witout the letter a
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 AM
cucmber is a fruit witout the letter a
math makes me sooooo hungry
January 22, 2026 at 6:29 AM
math makes me sooooo hungry
do NOT skeet while sleem beprived im teLLING YOU
January 15, 2026 at 2:16 PM
do NOT skeet while sleem beprived im teLLING YOU
i'll always feel safe around someone with a Fat Ass
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i'll always feel safe around someone with a Fat Ass
if magic was real autistic trans girls would be our strongest soldiers
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
if magic was real autistic trans girls would be our strongest soldiers
✅i can be placed here
January 8, 2026 at 6:33 PM
✅i can be placed here
she's green for an AMAZING reason
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
she's green for an AMAZING reason
Reposted by phoenix
Fuck fuck fuck I keep wasting my bombs fuuuuuck fuuck I can't dodge Im going to fuckin g die fuuuuucukkkkk shiiit Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
January 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Fuck fuck fuck I keep wasting my bombs fuuuuuck fuuck I can't dodge Im going to fuckin g die fuuuuucukkkkk shiiit Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
first piss of 2026 LETS GO
January 1, 2026 at 7:02 AM
first piss of 2026 LETS GO
guy in the video goes 'this is the BEST magic combat in gaming HISTORY' and its just a fucking gun but instead of bullets its magic green shits you spray at your enemies (the graphics are good)
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 AM
guy in the video goes 'this is the BEST magic combat in gaming HISTORY' and its just a fucking gun but instead of bullets its magic green shits you spray at your enemies (the graphics are good)
If I had EIGHTEEN fingers and FIVE toes I could count to TWENTY-THREE
December 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If I had EIGHTEEN fingers and FIVE toes I could count to TWENTY-THREE
s.team/y25/cgwjckwg... why did i get so many achievements 😭
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December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
s.team/y25/cgwjckwg... why did i get so many achievements 😭
i described staying up another four hours today as 'butt crushing' i just wanted everyone to know that
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i described staying up another four hours today as 'butt crushing' i just wanted everyone to know that
(looking down at my hands with remorse)
mabye i rlly am, ,, The Woker
mabye i rlly am, ,, The Woker
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
(looking down at my hands with remorse)
mabye i rlly am, ,, The Woker
mabye i rlly am, ,, The Woker
Put me in a room with 100 girls who want me and I'm going home thinking they all hate me
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Put me in a room with 100 girls who want me and I'm going home thinking they all hate me