Philtrum Petrichor
@philtrumpetrichor.bsky.social
Somewhat of a curmudgeon.
Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats.
https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor
Gaming, Movies, Sandwiches, Novelty Hats.
https://linktr.ee/philtrumpetrichor
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Thought this would make a good horror movie watch, and it turns out, not a horror movie.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
I feel like I've been lied to by box art. Again.
Today, i am at Gawthorpe Hall, a big old house.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
August 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today, i am at Gawthorpe Hall, a big old house.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
There's a half-arsed hedge maze here. I just stumbled upon a woman about my age, hiding in the maze. Only problem being that whomever was seeking her seems to have fucked off and left her there.
August 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Have you read my posts here? No youngster could be this curmudgeonly.
July 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Have you read my posts here? No youngster could be this curmudgeonly.
Watched Dogged last night, didnt really enjoy it, needed a second pass of the edit suite and a grading to stop it looking like it was filmed on an ipad held by your best mate Darren, with the gammy leg.
7/10
7/10
July 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Watched Dogged last night, didnt really enjoy it, needed a second pass of the edit suite and a grading to stop it looking like it was filmed on an ipad held by your best mate Darren, with the gammy leg.
7/10
7/10
Bought this for a fiver.
It can't be that bad, can it?
Gollum was 8 quid.
It can't be that bad, can it?
Gollum was 8 quid.
June 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Bought this for a fiver.
It can't be that bad, can it?
Gollum was 8 quid.
It can't be that bad, can it?
Gollum was 8 quid.
How your email finds me
June 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
How your email finds me
If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
June 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.
Didn't go well for these guys.
June 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Didn't go well for these guys.
Very slowly...
June 13, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Very slowly...
June 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I know we're not really a tipping culture in the UK but a customer gave me two bottles of deep heat spray as a thank you and I've never been more pleased.
June 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I know we're not really a tipping culture in the UK but a customer gave me two bottles of deep heat spray as a thank you and I've never been more pleased.
Quote with the animal that is you
May 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Quote with the animal that is you
There is nothing not rude that i can say about this picture.
May 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
There is nothing not rude that i can say about this picture.
Currently watching Beneath on Amazon Prime. It's some creepy, uncanny valley CGI stuff, and everyone is talking without moving their teeth.
May 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Currently watching Beneath on Amazon Prime. It's some creepy, uncanny valley CGI stuff, and everyone is talking without moving their teeth.
I'm at the unnecessary porn chapter.
May 21, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm at the unnecessary porn chapter.
Celebrate the little wins, and maybe the big wins will come to the party.
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Celebrate the little wins, and maybe the big wins will come to the party.
Algorithm be damned, I'm uploading four videos to YouTube today.
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Algorithm be damned, I'm uploading four videos to YouTube today.
I got this guy.
I dunno his name.
Colin the monster. Whatever.
I dunno his name.
Colin the monster. Whatever.
May 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I got this guy.
I dunno his name.
Colin the monster. Whatever.
I dunno his name.
Colin the monster. Whatever.
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
May 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie
I swear the only Rock Star I know who delays more is Sting when he goes tantric.
May 2, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I swear the only Rock Star I know who delays more is Sting when he goes tantric.