Pete
@philpetree.bsky.social
Veteran. Volunteer. Dad to an AMAZING daughter. Tech CEO. Author. Sometimes funny. Sometimes snarky. If you're young, hot, Asian or Russian, you're a scammer so don't bother me.
Katie: Do you know how he makes his oats?
Dietician: No, tell me.
Katie: With butter, sugar and crumbled up bacon.
Dietician (softly): Let's not have you eating any oats.
🤣🤣🤣
Dietician: No, tell me.
Katie: With butter, sugar and crumbled up bacon.
Dietician (softly): Let's not have you eating any oats.
🤣🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Katie: Do you know how he makes his oats?
Dietician: No, tell me.
Katie: With butter, sugar and crumbled up bacon.
Dietician (softly): Let's not have you eating any oats.
🤣🤣🤣
Dietician: No, tell me.
Katie: With butter, sugar and crumbled up bacon.
Dietician (softly): Let's not have you eating any oats.
🤣🤣🤣
People said this needs context. Okay, I've not dated in nearly 11 years so isn't all that time closure? (and... see graphic!)
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
People said this needs context. Okay, I've not dated in nearly 11 years so isn't all that time closure? (and... see graphic!)
And once we let go of the pain, we will not allow what we've lost back into our lives.
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
And once we let go of the pain, we will not allow what we've lost back into our lives.
Even better was when RFK Jr ran from the room.
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Even better was when RFK Jr ran from the room.
And this is why I will never again... NEVER again watch one single second of ANY @cbsnews.com or show, movie or @cbssports.bsky.social again.
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
And this is why I will never again... NEVER again watch one single second of ANY @cbsnews.com or show, movie or @cbssports.bsky.social again.
This only works for awhile. If you have to do it for years and years (divorced with kids) it is exhausting and will crush your soul.
November 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
This only works for awhile. If you have to do it for years and years (divorced with kids) it is exhausting and will crush your soul.
I've been to all but 5 countries but where I really, really, really want to go is Ushuaia but I fear I may not return if I do.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I've been to all but 5 countries but where I really, really, really want to go is Ushuaia but I fear I may not return if I do.
Maybe if his wife became a REAL Christian, she'd demand the release of the full, unredacted Epstein files because @jd-vance-1.bsky.social is obviously very comfortable covering for pedophiles.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Maybe if his wife became a REAL Christian, she'd demand the release of the full, unredacted Epstein files because @jd-vance-1.bsky.social is obviously very comfortable covering for pedophiles.
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Her mom walked in and I yelled, “TWO!”
Mom looks confused and I said, “I’m a music agent!”
Mom (a college professor) inquired, “Counting Crowes?”
I laughed and said “Yes!!”
Mom said, “We’re very close to a murder!”
If you get this humor, you are my people!
#countingcrows #halloween2025 #humor
Her mom walked in and I yelled, “TWO!”
Mom looks confused and I said, “I’m a music agent!”
Mom (a college professor) inquired, “Counting Crowes?”
I laughed and said “Yes!!”
Mom said, “We’re very close to a murder!”
If you get this humor, you are my people!
#countingcrows #halloween2025 #humor
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
[2/2]
Her mom walked in and I yelled, “TWO!”
Mom looks confused and I said, “I’m a music agent!”
Mom (a college professor) inquired, “Counting Crowes?”
I laughed and said “Yes!!”
Mom said, “We’re very close to a murder!”
If you get this humor, you are my people!
#countingcrows #halloween2025 #humor
Her mom walked in and I yelled, “TWO!”
Mom looks confused and I said, “I’m a music agent!”
Mom (a college professor) inquired, “Counting Crowes?”
I laughed and said “Yes!!”
Mom said, “We’re very close to a murder!”
If you get this humor, you are my people!
#countingcrows #halloween2025 #humor