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Phillip Anderson
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Annual obligatory post:
Two images on top of one another. The top image shows a typical white American family at their table for a thanksgiving feast. A caption reads “Thank you, Jesus, for this food.” The bottom image shows an Hispanic farm worker in a field smiling towards the camera. A caption reads “¡de nada!”
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Ok, the tiger from KPop Demon Hunters is a legit dope balloon
Image shows a balloon of the blue Korean tiger from “K-Pop Demon Hunters” at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade. It is blue with black stripes, is extending its front paws skyward and has fantastical looking orange eyes and is surrounded by falling golden confetti. It looks rad.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Not like there isn't a precedent here
Black and white image shows Benito Mussolini wearing an overcoat and a hat surrounded by German commandos who have just freed him from imprisonment after a raid on Gran Sasso in Italy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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The penalties for futzing around on your phone while driving need to be far, FAR more severe
Image shows the famous Norman Rockwell painting “Freedom of Speech.” It depicts a working class white man standing up to speak in a town hall like meeting while other white citizens listen intently.
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Bro
Image shows Nate Burleson, a Black man with a beard and glasses, wearing a blue smock? Suit? A collarless and single lapeled surgeon’s get up? From the future? Not really sure tbh. One could imagine an ambassador from an alien intelligence on a c-list 90s SciFy show wearing this.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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I'm an alligator
I'm a mama-papa comin' for you
I'm the space invader
I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you
Keep your mouth shut
You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm bustin' up my brains for the words
Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Pope Leo XIV looks like he's singing into the microphone on front of him like he’s getting his karaoke on.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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I can assure you she very much is. Ms O says hey!
Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt laying on grass. She is staring into the camera with her mouth open at the beginning of a yawn. It looks like she’s speaking. She is very cute.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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My girl…she’s just Like This
Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt with a mostly pink belly lying flat on her back in the sun and on grass that has begun to brown for fall and with lots of fallen leaves around her. She is very fuckin cute.
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Jeebus. Just look at this shit:
"Everyone is on pins and needles," the source told MSNBC, referring to prosecutors who fear being asked by the U.S. Attorney Reding Quiñones, or his leadership team, to work on a case that President Donald Trump has said should lead to the arrests of an expansive list of individuals, including former President Barack Obama and former CIA Director John Brennan.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Graphic in the style of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign logo that reads “Primary Schumer for America.”
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Baltimore! Saw a flyer for this handsome fella at the vet this morning. Check him out
A flyer for a dog looking for a new home. It contains several pictures of a handsome brown and white Great Dane mix with some text about how he is a Very Good Boy. Above the pictures, some text reads “”Good dog for a good home.” The phone number to inquire about adopting him is (443) 762-9937.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Graphic in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo that reads "Primaey Schumer for America"
November 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Graphic in the style of Zohar Mamdani’s campaign logo that reads “primary Schumer for America”
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Graphic in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo that reads "Primary Schumer for America."
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Shiftless layabouts
Image shows two dogs laying in the sun on some porch steps and surrounded by Fall leaves. A beagle-ish mix with blonde and brown fur rests on the top step and a brown and white pittie mutt lays on her side on the step below. They are very cute.
November 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Ms Olive got the crazy zoomies this evening
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Perfect weather in Baltimore this morning for some splooting. That’s great news for Ms Olive because my girl is such a splooter
Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt “splooting” on green grass surrounded by oak leaves. She’s facing way from the camera with her back legs extended flat behind her and looking to her right into the sunlight. She’s is very fucking cute.
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Changing our clocks twice a year for no good reason is dumb and we should stop doing it.
Image shows the Norman Rockwell painting “Freedom of Speech” depicting a working class white man standing up to speak in a town hall-like setting. Others in the crowd are listening intently.
November 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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OMG, y’all

It. Is. So. On.
Image shows the title card of the film “Bride of Frankenstein.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt wearing a Baltimore Ravens bandana and witch hat with a buckle. She is very cute.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Ms Olive rocked her Ravens gear *and* a witch hat last night. She’s got tricks, but she’s all about the treats, yo.
Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt wearing a Baltimore Ravens bandana and a witches hat with a buckle. She is very cute.
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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She’s got a deep bag o’ tricks, but she’s all about the treats. Ms Olive is ready for some Ravens football AND All Hallow’s Eve

BOO!
Image shows a brown and white pittie mutt staring into the camera whilst sitting on a coffee table and wearing both a Baltimore Ravens bandana and a witches hat with a purple band and a gold buckle. She is very cute.
October 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I only do risotto every couple of years because it’s a gigantic pain in the ass and I don’t think I’ve ever cooked with butternut squash before. Anyway, this risotto with butternut squash and sage better be worth it because my right arm is about to fall off
Image shows a bowl full of risotto with chunks of butternut squash in it.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Image shows a still from the film adaptation of George Orwell’s 1984 starring actor John Hurt as George Winston. He is pictured staring troublingly off screen in front of a large depiction of Big Brother.
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I am objectively terrible at nearly everything in this life, but I can write good and I can cook
Image shows a bowl of tomato soup with some chopped fresh basil on top. The bowl sits on a plate with a halves grilled cheese sandwich.
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM