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Phil Johnson
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Machine Learning Engineer and diehard New York Giants fan.

University of South Florida alumni 🤘🏻

Located in Minnesota
It’s a hall pass.
August 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
How long til he requests to wear number 10?
May 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Trump team taking a L saying Jalen had a “scheduling conflict” aka better things to do than see the president lol Surprised they didn’t attack him and say he’s a woke, liberal leftist.

Lifelong Giants fan, but I might have to get a Hurts jersey.
April 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Browns picked up 2 RBs and 2 QBs, but still have a porous OL.

Good news for Legendary is he used to taking sacks. Bad news is he’s going to be clobbered by elite NFL players.
April 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Pittsburgh only has one goal and that is to get at least 9 wins. Aaron Rodgers can get them 9 wins with their defense.
April 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Stefanski. He’s been babysitting an overpaid molester for the past 3 years that forgot how to play football.
April 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Major high school athletics vibes coming from the Sanders family. Put me on varsity or I’m going to tell my daddy who is a millionaire who will have you fired.
April 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Giants front office is like a terrible sitcom that runs on repeat on the CW after dark.
April 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Browns are in salary cap hell with Deshaun Watson’s contract until 2027 when he becomes a free agent.

They need to get as many pieces to the puzzle solved as possible so they can be contenders when they select a QB next year.

Probably could have collected more picks by moving down from 5.
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What in the world are the Falcons doing?!?! That 2026 first round pick is going to be a top 10 pick
April 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Eli Manning approved ✅
April 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Elon still owes us a Zuckerberg match.
April 24, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if this happens with a lot of healthcare orgs and payers and we never hear about it.

Marketing teams go rogue with their shadow IT running health clouds and other business-owned apps that aren’t vetted through Cyber risk assessment.
April 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Btw, this reply boosted the fundraiser into my algorithm.
April 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I see Secret Service ads every time I open up LI.

Surprised they haven’t filled those roles with Jan 6 “heroes” who were pardoned.
April 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Not at bars that have happy hour. USFSP had a pub that served beer/food on campus.

I recommend Chip Huyen’s “Designing Machine Learning Systems”. AI engineering learning curve is flatter once you know ML.

Personally, can’t wait for the AI hype to die down so I can get back to ML.
April 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Correct. Klobuchar agreed to send the bombs.

Bernie’s motion was “Do you agree to stop the military sale to Israel?”

Klobuchar - Nay
April 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM