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philipwalter.bsky.social
Never Ready, Always Surprised
@philipwalter.bsky.social
I dream of getting paid for this one day. Beer drinker, occasional blogger, Crystal Palace supporter.

I'm not like here like I was there . Trying to be a better me.
That would be thunder
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There are approximately 4,047 square meters in an acre. 250,000 square meters is roughly 62 acres.

Imagine doing the vaccuming.
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
A square with an area of 250,000 square meters would be 500 meters by 500 meters.

1/2 a kilometre from the front door to the back.... If it was square.
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Volume of course would be cubic meters
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is the funniest laugh out loud series in my opinion.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Your name is now in the little book of revenge best served cold. I don't want to tell you before, but now you know :)
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Super ugly...super tasty.

And the beer is good too
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yoof
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM