Phil Greenland
@philipgreenland.bsky.social
Old and creaky, two steps from the scrap heap, full of the joys of spring
Curry on the hob, negroni & Bombay mix combo on the go, sounds on… Saturday at home
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Curry on the hob, negroni & Bombay mix combo on the go, sounds on… Saturday at home
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
Vauxhall Cavalier (only started on hot sunny days)
Ford Mondeo (Ghia)
Toyota Celica
Honda Civic
Audi A5
Vauxhall Cavalier (only started on hot sunny days)
Ford Mondeo (Ghia)
Toyota Celica
Honda Civic
Audi A5
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned.
Ford Fiesta (terrible)
Fiat Stilo (yeah that was me)
Peugeot 307 CC (with dodgy folding roof)
Audi A3
Mazda 3
Ford Fiesta (terrible)
Fiat Stilo (yeah that was me)
Peugeot 307 CC (with dodgy folding roof)
Audi A3
Mazda 3
This is more like it.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Saab 900i
Porsche 944 s2
Ford Puma (the proper one, the coupe)
Toyota MR2 MK1
Ford Escort Calypso
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you’ve owned
Vauxhall Cavalier (only started on hot sunny days)
Ford Mondeo (Ghia)
Toyota Celica
Honda Civic
Audi A5
Vauxhall Cavalier (only started on hot sunny days)
Ford Mondeo (Ghia)
Toyota Celica
Honda Civic
Audi A5
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Killing Joke (first)
Field Music (recent)
Velvet Underground (biggest)
Steven Adams (smallest)
The National (most)
Killing Joke (first)
Field Music (recent)
Velvet Underground (biggest)
Steven Adams (smallest)
The National (most)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen (thanks Chris for the helpful cues):
The Wedding Present (first)
Tennis (recent)
Prince (biggest)
John Douglas (smallest)
The Trash Can Sinatras (most)
The Wedding Present (first)
Tennis (recent)
Prince (biggest)
John Douglas (smallest)
The Trash Can Sinatras (most)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Echo & Bunnymen (first)
Mandrake Handshake (recent)
Live Aid (biggest)
Genn (smallest but mighty)
The Fall (most)
Echo & Bunnymen (first)
Mandrake Handshake (recent)
Live Aid (biggest)
Genn (smallest but mighty)
The Fall (most)
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Killing Joke (first)
Field Music (recent)
Velvet Underground (biggest)
Steven Adams (smallest)
The National (most)
Killing Joke (first)
Field Music (recent)
Velvet Underground (biggest)
Steven Adams (smallest)
The National (most)
Is a G&T wise after you’ve had a migraine all afternoon? Asking out of desperation
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is a G&T wise after you’ve had a migraine all afternoon? Asking out of desperation
Where do football pundits all get those horrible trousers from?
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Where do football pundits all get those horrible trousers from?
What a week… rain, hail, snow, gale force winds, and then… calm
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What a week… rain, hail, snow, gale force winds, and then… calm
The greatest fruitcake in the world and a foaming ale after a long walk
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The greatest fruitcake in the world and a foaming ale after a long walk
Think we’ve come on holiday by mistake
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Think we’ve come on holiday by mistake
Hardy English weather
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hardy English weather
Snow wasn’t on my holiday bingo card, but there you go
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Snow wasn’t on my holiday bingo card, but there you go
Catterick (2004)
Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves in Catterick (2004)
m.imdb.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh fuck… here comes the self loathing
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Oh fuck… here comes the self loathing
Sweet mother of cod!!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sweet mother of cod!!!
A game of two halves #northumberland
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A game of two halves #northumberland
Weather forecast: sunny intervals and a gentle breeze.
Reality: pissing down
Reality: pissing down
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Weather forecast: sunny intervals and a gentle breeze.
Reality: pissing down
Reality: pissing down
Everyone should have a happy place. This is mine.
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Everyone should have a happy place. This is mine.
You don’t need to tell me twice. This is basically my USP
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You don’t need to tell me twice. This is basically my USP
Why am I only just hearing about this? Not sure how I feel tbh… beloved novel. Hope they don’t fuck it up.
www.vibe.com/news/movies-...
www.vibe.com/news/movies-...
Sterling K. Brown, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Winston Duke To Lead Pending TV Drama ‘The Trees’
Sterling K. Brown, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, and Winston Duke have been named as the potential leading talent for a pending television drama.
www.vibe.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Why am I only just hearing about this? Not sure how I feel tbh… beloved novel. Hope they don’t fuck it up.
www.vibe.com/news/movies-...
www.vibe.com/news/movies-...
Something different
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Swagger Back by ATFK on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:46
music.apple.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Something different
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music.apple.com/gb/album/swa...
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM