Phil Garcia
@philgarciawrites.bsky.social
I made movies no one saw. Now I write books no one reads.
Gizmo sucks. Extremely annoying.
December 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Gizmo sucks. Extremely annoying.
Nepal is showing how it’s done.
September 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Nepal is showing how it’s done.
Sunday Service: The Naked Gun
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Sunday Service: The Naked Gun
Shocked to learn Ain’t It Cool News is still a running website.
July 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Shocked to learn Ain’t It Cool News is still a running website.
Leadership in action. 🫤
July 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Leadership in action. 🫤
Next Saturday will sure be something.
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Next Saturday will sure be something.
I tried but can’t get through The Accountant 2. I don’t have it in me to give a fuck about any of this.
June 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I tried but can’t get through The Accountant 2. I don’t have it in me to give a fuck about any of this.
Very slowly making my way through The Studio. Who is this show for?
June 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Very slowly making my way through The Studio. Who is this show for?
Yo, @netflix.com WTF? I was at the gym halfway through an episode of the Mulaney show. I get home, and it’s all gone. What the heck happened?
May 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yo, @netflix.com WTF? I was at the gym halfway through an episode of the Mulaney show. I get home, and it’s all gone. What the heck happened?
Rewatched Poltergeist. Genuinely don’t understand how people can’t see Hooper directed this.
May 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rewatched Poltergeist. Genuinely don’t understand how people can’t see Hooper directed this.
Shaping up to be a king fu movie Sunday.
April 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Shaping up to be a king fu movie Sunday.
Had a choice of movie today: Mickey 17 or Black Bag. Want to see both. Went with the latter because of the run time: 90 minutes vs 2:17.
March 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Had a choice of movie today: Mickey 17 or Black Bag. Want to see both. Went with the latter because of the run time: 90 minutes vs 2:17.
Watched the Crowe/Petty doc. Great time capsule. Petty looks like Linda Manz’s brother.
March 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Watched the Crowe/Petty doc. Great time capsule. Petty looks like Linda Manz’s brother.
Can anyone answer a question these days without, “Listen…”
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Can anyone answer a question these days without, “Listen…”
Basically every Netflix doc, and I fall for it every time.
March 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Basically every Netflix doc, and I fall for it every time.
I can't wrap around hearing Furio talk in his real voice.
March 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I can't wrap around hearing Furio talk in his real voice.
He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, huh?
February 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, huh?
I can’t stop thinking of Paul Rust’s idea of cinematic grade grubbing. It’s the perfect articulation of how many prestige or “important” movies often feel.
February 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I can’t stop thinking of Paul Rust’s idea of cinematic grade grubbing. It’s the perfect articulation of how many prestige or “important” movies often feel.
I'm so out of it I didn't consider anyone would dislike that halftime show. Like I haven't been living in this country all my life.
February 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I'm so out of it I didn't consider anyone would dislike that halftime show. Like I haven't been living in this country all my life.
Finally watching Gladiator II. What the fuck is this?
January 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Finally watching Gladiator II. What the fuck is this?
Hide under the universe embarrassing.
January 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Hide under the universe embarrassing.
There is no time limit on revenge.
January 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There is no time limit on revenge.
Finally caught up with The Substance. That’s a lot of movie.
January 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Finally caught up with The Substance. That’s a lot of movie.
Finally watching Juror #2. Hasn’t this defense attorney seen My Cousin Vinny? Seems like it wouldn’t be too difficult to discredit this eye witness.
December 23, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Finally watching Juror #2. Hasn’t this defense attorney seen My Cousin Vinny? Seems like it wouldn’t be too difficult to discredit this eye witness.
I fear we’re not going to keep the momentum going.
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I fear we’re not going to keep the momentum going.