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Phil Crissman
@philcrissman.bsky.social
It’s a league game, Smokey.

Software, Ruby, @ Cisco. Aspiring functional programmer.
No Kings Sammamish today
October 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The posts are up, now.
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Finally got the first real step towards the backyard treehouse up this morning. 😃
September 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just learned that Cliff Burton action figures exist and I’m having a hard time not immediately buying one.
September 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
POGO by Walt Kelly was one of the all time great comic strips. So good.
September 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Went to half-price books last night.
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Found some flyers I did for a show my band was in. Probably 2001.
August 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Surly Furious.
August 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Story of why I was looking up this specific term is long and irrelevant but the AI overview really seems… unrelated?
July 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Found some treasure at half price books
July 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I started doing this to my kid when they make screen time requests, I may have reached Peak Dad 🥸
July 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I should get some more printer paper, I thought to myself. Let's see... how much do I need?
June 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Brb, studying magic
June 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Sorry, I am (not interested) and your message has been (deleted)
May 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Doing some gardening in the window boxes.

I don’t know what I’m doing, it’s mostly trowel and error.
April 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dammit
April 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This guy
February 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Well, it’s Yet Another snow Day for the kids, here, and today there’s actually a bit of snow.

I made cinnamon roll biscuits. 😋
February 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’m just now discovering John Prine. This is a wonderful song.
January 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Post a photo from a different era.

This is early 90s… not early 70s, despite how it might look 😂. And no, this was not a theme night, this is just how I dressed 🤷‍♂️
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Shaken, not stirred
January 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I guess I’ll watch Canadian Bacon again for no particular reason
January 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Am I the only one who leave the iOS keyboard in all-uppercase all the time? I hate the way the letters jump back and forth between lower and upper, it makes me feel like the keys are moving. 🤔
December 29, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Merry Christmas, folks
December 26, 2024 at 7:54 AM
“DO NOT EAT” 👀
December 22, 2024 at 7:08 AM