Phil Colclough
@philcolclough.bsky.social
#eurovision #moldova never have I been thankful for a girl banger even if the girl is singing about alcohol like she's had a nip before taking the stage. This is all about booty shaking than the song.
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#eurovision #moldova never have I been thankful for a girl banger even if the girl is singing about alcohol like she's had a nip before taking the stage. This is all about booty shaking than the song.
#moldova #eurovision i've had two lower leg amputations and they were funnier than that! please move on.
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
#moldova #eurovision i've had two lower leg amputations and they were funnier than that! please move on.
#eurovision #moldova here comes the "funny" entry. excuse me whilst i pick my nose as its going to be more fun than this shit. It seems to be about Tomatoes.... anyone got any to throw?
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
#eurovision #moldova here comes the "funny" entry. excuse me whilst i pick my nose as its going to be more fun than this shit. It seems to be about Tomatoes.... anyone got any to throw?
#eurovision #moldova do all moldovans have short memories cos they are recapping the four songs we've literally just seen!
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
#eurovision #moldova do all moldovans have short memories cos they are recapping the four songs we've literally just seen!
For those of you interested it seems that the HD stream has 45 viewers.... I could probably name them all. #eurovision
January 17, 2026 at 6:03 PM
For those of you interested it seems that the HD stream has 45 viewers.... I could probably name them all. #eurovision
Four songs in and we've going for a small pause so our hosts can talk to people! #eurovision #Moldova
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Four songs in and we've going for a small pause so our hosts can talk to people! #eurovision #Moldova
And now on #moldovan television - some Gaybait that looks suspiciously like Rylan. Apparently he's calling me - can confirm i've blocked his number #eurovision
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
And now on #moldovan television - some Gaybait that looks suspiciously like Rylan. Apparently he's calling me - can confirm i've blocked his number #eurovision
#eurovision #moldova here comes your strong independant woman slaying in a skimpy dress.... Adelisha isn't helping the cause of feminism.
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
#eurovision #moldova here comes your strong independant woman slaying in a skimpy dress.... Adelisha isn't helping the cause of feminism.
Dear RUV. You voted for the package of measures because they answered a majority of your concerns. Yet you caved because you wanted to feel relevant. You’re not. #dontletthedoorhityou.
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Dear RUV. You voted for the package of measures because they answered a majority of your concerns. Yet you caved because you wanted to feel relevant. You’re not. #dontletthedoorhityou.
This is not aimed at anyone in particular but if you’re not going to watch #eurovision this year/any more. Don’t make a song and dance about it on social media cos no one cares about you. In the grand scheme of things no one cares. Watch. Or don’t. It’s your choice.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is not aimed at anyone in particular but if you’re not going to watch #eurovision this year/any more. Don’t make a song and dance about it on social media cos no one cares about you. In the grand scheme of things no one cares. Watch. Or don’t. It’s your choice.
To all of those who know me, or are interested in me... i'm now exactly six months post amputation. i'm surviving but somedays are better than others. sorry if I piss you off... actually - am I?!
October 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
To all of those who know me, or are interested in me... i'm now exactly six months post amputation. i'm surviving but somedays are better than others. sorry if I piss you off... actually - am I?!
All the EBU have done is cancelled their zoom call and are having it in person at the time they said they would to start with. Calm the fuck down people #Eurovision.
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
All the EBU have done is cancelled their zoom call and are having it in person at the time they said they would to start with. Calm the fuck down people #Eurovision.
Hello!! Seems like we’ve been hacked. Normal service will be resumed at the site presently. Thank the lord it’s September
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello!! Seems like we’ve been hacked. Normal service will be resumed at the site presently. Thank the lord it’s September
The older I get - the more intolerant of idiocy I become - and i'm not sorry about that.
June 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The older I get - the more intolerant of idiocy I become - and i'm not sorry about that.
To anyone that follows me on facebook - they have suspended my account ( Apparently I was both asleep AND in Vietnam at the same time) - waiting for Zucks minions to either sort it or delete me again.
June 7, 2025 at 11:58 AM
To anyone that follows me on facebook - they have suspended my account ( Apparently I was both asleep AND in Vietnam at the same time) - waiting for Zucks minions to either sort it or delete me again.
That’ll be me then.
June 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That’ll be me then.
Hey all. I’ve decided against a live blog this afternoon cos I’ve done all week and need some time off :). I’ll do a post later in the day. Thanks. Mr Phil x. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hey all. I’ve decided against a live blog this afternoon cos I’ve done all week and need some time off :). I’ll do a post later in the day. Thanks. Mr Phil x. #Eurovision
Good news for those that follow - I'm home!
May 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Good news for those that follow - I'm home!
I’m just gonna say this once. Eurovision Twitter is a cesspit of the uneducated (about the contest) and the reactionary. I love it over here because people are, in the main, not that. Yeah I’ve pissed people off there and here so sorry bout that.
March 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m just gonna say this once. Eurovision Twitter is a cesspit of the uneducated (about the contest) and the reactionary. I love it over here because people are, in the main, not that. Yeah I’ve pissed people off there and here so sorry bout that.
For the record. Foot pain from amputations is fucking making me sick tonight. Swap?
March 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
For the record. Foot pain from amputations is fucking making me sick tonight. Swap?
Yksi kaksi kolme sauna!
February 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yksi kaksi kolme sauna!
Dear SVT - Thank you for 25 minutes of wonderful television. Hasse Andersson and 8000 people singing his song , then www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeh..., then Nasta Weekend! - Fuck i love this contest!
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February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dear SVT - Thank you for 25 minutes of wonderful television. Hasse Andersson and 8000 people singing his song , then www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOeh..., then Nasta Weekend! - Fuck i love this contest!
In personal news - my amputations are healing nicely (5 toes, thanks for asking) but i've developed a new ulcer - new = 3 weeks old. It's tiring and my brain often aches, but imma getting there!
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In personal news - my amputations are healing nicely (5 toes, thanks for asking) but i've developed a new ulcer - new = 3 weeks old. It's tiring and my brain often aches, but imma getting there!
Also @peteturton85.bsky.social reminded me of 2007 when @elcrinkled.bsky.social and I were on International Television
February 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Also @peteturton85.bsky.social reminded me of 2007 when @elcrinkled.bsky.social and I were on International Television