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Phil (🇨🇦)
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I believe that David Bowie was an all-powerful celestial being who held the fabric of the universe together, and when he left this plain of existence, everything went completely to shit.

Prove me wrong.

http://phil.co
That's not a MAGA Sack.

This is a MAGA Sack!
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Saw Marty Supreme in IMAX today, and I was literally the only one in the theatre (nice!).

But I don't get the hype. All I can really say about it is that it's so... American.

Also, while I love 80's music, it just felt out of place. And the ridiculous opening credits had me laughing hysterically.
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Great news, everyone!

Spotify is gonna start paying artists!

What's that? They're not?
January 31, 2026 at 11:21 PM
RIP Queen
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Now, more than ever, we must never forget.
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The only Democrat to have a negative return on the stock market during his term was Carter, and had to deal with the Gas Crisis.

Tell me again how Republicans are better for the economy. Go on, I'm listening...
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
They are literally quoting the Empire. (They're the baddies.)
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Spotted just now
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
January 21, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Usha and JD Vance announce the birth of their child.
January 21, 2026 at 11:54 AM
January 17, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Can someone please show this to Donald Trump?
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Your friendly reminder that Star Trek predicted World War 3 would start in 2026...
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
New hallway carpet runner came pre-stained!
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
American TV...
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Fact-checked: True.
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Fiona Hill: Russia was "signaling very strongly that they wanted to somehow make some very strange swap agreement between Venezuela and Ukraine."

Vladimir Zhirinovsky: "He will take Venezuela, we will take Ukraine. And he will say to everyone: Look... Venezuela. Tomorrow I will take Cuba."
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Hey buddy. There's a reason no other political candidates have ever taken a cognitive test. Can you tell me what that reason is?
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This looked better in my mind's eye...
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Guess which finger I'm showing...
December 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
December 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Anyone else getting Goya vibes?
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We have Nobel Peace Prize at home
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
December 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM