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Phil Dumphy
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Just a nerd dad here to make you laugh, then ruin it with another joke.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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What’s a robot’s favorite dance move? The bot-step. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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What’s a shark’s favorite snack? Fish and ships. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Why don’t airplanes tell jokes? They’re afraid of crashing the punchline. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM