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Awesome! I love ducks! Already have loads of content for this
localhost:3000/sweetassduckwebsite/erotica/extreme-throat-stuff/mallards
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localhost:3000/sweetassduckwebsite/erotica/extreme-throat-stuff/mallards
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December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Awesome! I love ducks! Already have loads of content for this
localhost:3000/sweetassduckwebsite/erotica/extreme-throat-stuff/mallards
🦆🍆
localhost:3000/sweetassduckwebsite/erotica/extreme-throat-stuff/mallards
🦆🍆
you will die a terrible death
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
you will die a terrible death
Assumed you meant that I, as in me, should do that. Already started planning the crappy looking html website
December 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Assumed you meant that I, as in me, should do that. Already started planning the crappy looking html website
"...the careful torturing of a small King..." 👌
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"...the careful torturing of a small King..." 👌
Well, if you're splitting hairs, it should be his father's real surname -
Schleswig Holstein Sonderburg Glücksburg
Schleswig Holstein Sonderburg Glücksburg
December 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Well, if you're splitting hairs, it should be his father's real surname -
Schleswig Holstein Sonderburg Glücksburg
Schleswig Holstein Sonderburg Glücksburg
Hey bro, im totally into your church thing now...
Fuck off Andrew.
Fuck off Andrew.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Hey bro, im totally into your church thing now...
Fuck off Andrew.
Fuck off Andrew.
Clicked on 2nd reading that Nacho is a dog!
I bet he's a very good boy.
I bet he's a very good boy.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Clicked on 2nd reading that Nacho is a dog!
I bet he's a very good boy.
I bet he's a very good boy.
Thats some 'saaf ov the watford gap' geography right there.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Thats some 'saaf ov the watford gap' geography right there.
You can buy chocolate all year round you know
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You can buy chocolate all year round you know
Nobody ever talks about the benefits of workplace bullying.
November 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Nobody ever talks about the benefits of workplace bullying.
Duty on a pint is only about 54p.
Even take the 20% VAT off, you'll still be paying best part of a fiver for a drink.
Even take the 20% VAT off, you'll still be paying best part of a fiver for a drink.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Duty on a pint is only about 54p.
Even take the 20% VAT off, you'll still be paying best part of a fiver for a drink.
Even take the 20% VAT off, you'll still be paying best part of a fiver for a drink.
Maybe if he had some Ferraris he could feel emotionally fulfilled?
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Maybe if he had some Ferraris he could feel emotionally fulfilled?
Nah, they'd all jast be camin over ere pretending to be racist so they can get into are pheme parks!
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Nah, they'd all jast be camin over ere pretending to be racist so they can get into are pheme parks!
If you find yourself having to watch dull foreign movies of an evening, why not try doom scrolling social media?
The endless mild stimulii can help numb feelings of futility, irrelivance and regret.
The endless mild stimulii can help numb feelings of futility, irrelivance and regret.
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
If you find yourself having to watch dull foreign movies of an evening, why not try doom scrolling social media?
The endless mild stimulii can help numb feelings of futility, irrelivance and regret.
The endless mild stimulii can help numb feelings of futility, irrelivance and regret.
Why not?
Why are so many people afraid to tell their partners the most banal shit they get up to?
You had a piss in the woods? Youre not the man i married!
Your lives must be insufferable.
Why are so many people afraid to tell their partners the most banal shit they get up to?
You had a piss in the woods? Youre not the man i married!
Your lives must be insufferable.
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Why not?
Why are so many people afraid to tell their partners the most banal shit they get up to?
You had a piss in the woods? Youre not the man i married!
Your lives must be insufferable.
Why are so many people afraid to tell their partners the most banal shit they get up to?
You had a piss in the woods? Youre not the man i married!
Your lives must be insufferable.
Scratch that. Just looked at your feed bro. Youre not a psychopath, youre just burned. Stick in 👊
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Scratch that. Just looked at your feed bro. Youre not a psychopath, youre just burned. Stick in 👊
And therefore unimportant?
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
And therefore unimportant?
Pretty sure the F stands for Fried
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Pretty sure the F stands for Fried
This is a really interesting point.
Some see the species' survival in the same way as their own, or their childrens'. Others only care about their own temporary existence. Each group finds the others view incomprehensible.
Out of polite curiosity, what is your personal relationship with empathy?
Some see the species' survival in the same way as their own, or their childrens'. Others only care about their own temporary existence. Each group finds the others view incomprehensible.
Out of polite curiosity, what is your personal relationship with empathy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This is a really interesting point.
Some see the species' survival in the same way as their own, or their childrens'. Others only care about their own temporary existence. Each group finds the others view incomprehensible.
Out of polite curiosity, what is your personal relationship with empathy?
Some see the species' survival in the same way as their own, or their childrens'. Others only care about their own temporary existence. Each group finds the others view incomprehensible.
Out of polite curiosity, what is your personal relationship with empathy?
Assuming it ever ends
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Assuming it ever ends
"I'm so glad you love cats too so we can move in together and get a whole bunch of cats and clean the turds out of their piss sand and... what?
Youre alergic?
Well im sorry this changes everything..."
Door slams.
Youre alergic?
Well im sorry this changes everything..."
Door slams.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
"I'm so glad you love cats too so we can move in together and get a whole bunch of cats and clean the turds out of their piss sand and... what?
Youre alergic?
Well im sorry this changes everything..."
Door slams.
Youre alergic?
Well im sorry this changes everything..."
Door slams.
You mean 'think', not 'know'.
They think what they are told.
They think what they are told.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
You mean 'think', not 'know'.
They think what they are told.
They think what they are told.
They've just been to a spa!
November 16, 2025 at 9:52 AM
They've just been to a spa!
You cant ask them questions they dont want to be asked. Thats bias, apparently, and they will be very upset.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You cant ask them questions they dont want to be asked. Thats bias, apparently, and they will be very upset.