ᅟᅟᅟ𝗣𝗛𝗘𝗡𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗔𝗟 .ᐟ
@phenomenaldumpy.bsky.social
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that is not a somebody,
that's a some people .
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that is not a somebody,
that's a some people .
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Robert, Waterboy…
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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that is not a somebody,
that's a some people .
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that is not a somebody,
that's a some people .
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i do not know .
turbulent was the word i had
decided to use, as it reflects
how . . .
i have no idea what is going
on anymore .
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i do not know .
turbulent was the word i had
decided to use, as it reflects
how . . .
i have no idea what is going
on anymore .
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Yeah... that's the kicker, isn't it.
Well, maybe I could help! What's going on?
Well, maybe I could help! What's going on?
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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December 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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i do not know .
turbulent was the word i had
decided to use, as it reflects
how . . .
i have no idea what is going
on anymore .
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i do not know .
turbulent was the word i had
decided to use, as it reflects
how . . .
i have no idea what is going
on anymore .
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' yes .ᐟ a slumber party
where there is no actual
slumber . despite the name .ᐟ '
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' yes .ᐟ a slumber party
where there is no actual
slumber . despite the name .ᐟ '
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December 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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' yes .ᐟ a slumber party
where there is no actual
slumber . despite the name .ᐟ '
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' yes .ᐟ a slumber party
where there is no actual
slumber . despite the name .ᐟ '
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if too much help falls upon
one, they would not get better
on their own, no .ᐣ
just speaking about my troubles
is more than enough to put some
ease upon my weary me .
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if too much help falls upon
one, they would not get better
on their own, no .ᐣ
just speaking about my troubles
is more than enough to put some
ease upon my weary me .
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December 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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if too much help falls upon
one, they would not get better
on their own, no .ᐣ
just speaking about my troubles
is more than enough to put some
ease upon my weary me .
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if too much help falls upon
one, they would not get better
on their own, no .ᐣ
just speaking about my troubles
is more than enough to put some
ease upon my weary me .
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hello, veritate .
( ☹️ )
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hello, veritate .
( ☹️ )
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December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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hello, veritate .
( ☹️ )
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hello, veritate .
( ☹️ )
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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Turbulent how?
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everything has been very . . .
turbulent recently .
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everything has been very . . .
turbulent recently .
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December 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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all these issues cannot be
solved simply because i wish
for it to be solved . i must
make it happen -- yet i do not
know how to do such .
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' really .ᐣ
i would love that .
a lot . '
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' really .ᐣ
i would love that .
a lot . '
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That earned a small chuckle at least-. "We can watch other movies, too."
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' yes robert . '
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' yes robert . '
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December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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' really .ᐣ
i would love that .
a lot . '
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' really .ᐣ
i would love that .
a lot . '
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i would like to implore
that you do not . . .
( ☹️ )
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i would like to implore
that you do not . . .
( ☹️ )
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they demoted you cuz yer depressed?
that's so messed up!! these things are ... unavoidable sometimes.
( he stares off into space for a moment. )
i still wanna try and help.
that's so messed up!! these things are ... unavoidable sometimes.
( he stares off into space for a moment. )
i still wanna try and help.
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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i would like to implore
that you do not . . .
( ☹️ )
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i would like to implore
that you do not . . .
( ☹️ )
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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Someone who tattles to SDN HR or Blazer.
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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who would that somebody
be .ᐣ
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( the kind gesture causes
phenomaman to raise a brow .
but he truly is too tired to
utter a word . so he lowers
his head once more . )
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( the kind gesture causes
phenomaman to raise a brow .
but he truly is too tired to
utter a word . so he lowers
his head once more . )
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just pats him off the back and passes him a small tub of Ben & Jerry’s
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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( the kind gesture causes
phenomaman to raise a brow .
but he truly is too tired to
utter a word . so he lowers
his head once more . )
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( the kind gesture causes
phenomaman to raise a brow .
but he truly is too tired to
utter a word . so he lowers
his head once more . )
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[ Found ice-cream in the freezer.. delicious. It might have been someone's]
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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demoted--?
( leaning down a bit. )
why's that? ya seem like a capable enough fella at a first glance. and if ya don't have a hobby ... we can find ya one!
( leaning down a bit. )
why's that? ya seem like a capable enough fella at a first glance. and if ya don't have a hobby ... we can find ya one!
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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it is because of my . . .
current position .
( he is referring to himself .
the sad, loathsome him . )
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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Only if someone narcs.
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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December 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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what is a narc .ᐣ
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' yes robert . '
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' yes robert . '
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December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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' yes robert . '
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' yes robert . '
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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that happened to me too.
i got into a bad slump with seemingly no cause or source.
( patting his head with his big-ass tail? )
ya just gotta sink into what makes ya happy.
hobbies, job, what have you.
i got into a bad slump with seemingly no cause or source.
( patting his head with his big-ass tail? )
ya just gotta sink into what makes ya happy.
hobbies, job, what have you.
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for it seems so .
( his tone is somber, sad . just
like his disheveled appearance .
a sorry sight . )
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for it seems so .
( his tone is somber, sad . just
like his disheveled appearance .
a sorry sight . )
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December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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i do not yet have a hobby .
my one true calling has -- been
a * 𝘭𝘪𝘦 . . .
my job had currently ' demoted
me as i've been told .
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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That is a great question.
I meet it by, and this important, by people showing me their boobs.
I meet it by, and this important, by people showing me their boobs.
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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i am certain that this is a violation
of certain rules, is it not .ᐣ
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' if you say such,
i will believe you . '
( ☻ )
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' if you say such,
i will believe you . '
( ☻ )
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"Trust me, I'll be too focused on eating something to watch the actual movie, but you'll like it."
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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December 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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' if you say such,
i will believe you . '
( ☻ )
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' if you say such,
i will believe you . '
( ☻ )
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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December 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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then how does one meet
this ' booby quota .ᐣ
it is, indeed, beneficial to be
performing tasks in high spirits .
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December 6, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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this was to be expected .
you state this at least once
daily .
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this was to be expected .
you state this at least once
daily .
( ☝️ )
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December 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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this was to be expected .
you state this at least once
daily .
( ☝️ )
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this was to be expected .
you state this at least once
daily .
( ☝️ )
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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' i've never heard of that
combination of snacks .ᐣ . . .
and you would feast upon it
while watching a movie about
mice .ᐣ '
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December 6, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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( phenomaman cautiously reaches
out a hand to pinch two digits to
catch a shard in between them . his
brows furrow as he pulls the glass
out with a small noise . )
i will see what i can do . . .
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( phenomaman cautiously reaches
out a hand to pinch two digits to
catch a shard in between them . his
brows furrow as he pulls the glass
out with a small noise . )
i will see what i can do . . .
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( oh buddy— okay, plucking out a few glass shards himself. ) like this big guy, think you can help me get all of them out? got some ones on my back that i know are gonna be a bitch to reacg
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( phenomaman crouches besides
the other . hands do not know
what to do . they hover awkwardly
clear, without any help . )
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( phenomaman crouches besides
the other . hands do not know
what to do . they hover awkwardly
clear, without any help . )
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December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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( phenomaman cautiously reaches
out a hand to pinch two digits to
catch a shard in between them . his
brows furrow as he pulls the glass
out with a small noise . )
i will see what i can do . . .
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( phenomaman cautiously reaches
out a hand to pinch two digits to
catch a shard in between them . his
brows furrow as he pulls the glass
out with a small noise . )
i will see what i can do . . .
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' candy .ᐣ
well, popcorn and candy are
certainly some choices, no .ᐣ '
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' candy .ᐣ
well, popcorn and candy are
certainly some choices, no .ᐣ '
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December 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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' candy .ᐣ
well, popcorn and candy are
certainly some choices, no .ᐣ '
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' candy .ᐣ
well, popcorn and candy are
certainly some choices, no .ᐣ '
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