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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants
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Movies. Music. And Mayhem.
When life gets tough, take a nap.
Can Netflix acquire whom ever it is that has the movies they think we forgot about that Tubi keeps finding and streaming for fre…..

Never mind. Forget I ever said anything.
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It’s the “we just need a bit more proof that he’s evil and then things will change” logic that’s gone have y’all talking bout files for the next however long he’ll can vacation on earth years we have left.
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Also Teyana is 34
Leo is 51
Sean Penn is 65

Stop it. It’s gross. It’s been gross. It’s forever gross.
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gonna see a lot of Ond Battle After Another and Leo for Best Actor takes husbands season and I’ve never seen a lesser film her more deserving of Best actor for. I really just feel like this is voters scrambling to cling to a film they can convince people is better than Sinners.

I said what I said.
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This film is labeled as a comedy man. Like for about 2.5 mins it’s a comedy if you don’t understand the real darkest, troubles, and secrets possibly brewing behind the ridiculousness being displayed by characters.

I immediately had the worst assumptions about what was possibly going on here and
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s so many characters in this film I wanna crack over the head with a stick.
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So the last film I’ll see before voting this season is Becoming a Guinea Fowl.

This film has me so mad.

I could punch a hole in a steel wall right now I’m so mad.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I think Train Dreams just jumped to the top of my list, and also, I am not okay.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Da’Vine Joy Randolph is the only reason you need to go see Eternity.

These are the facts. Big Facts.
December 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Putting One Battle After Another as your #1 film of 2025 and not having Sinners anywhere on your list is a chaotic ass choice to say the least.

I’m glad that’s the only time I’ve googled that mag this year. And it’s def the last time.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t get Wicked for Good at all. Like in legit baffled at this plot. Is this how the play goes?
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Netflix acquiring WB is just wild.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is it called Blientele cuz he’s a Blood? I’m asking for a friend .
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in the DMV not trying to get rich.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Making a whole doc about how you’re mad at Chris Hansen cuz the predators wouldn’t answer that one question “what are you doing here” everytime he asked it… was a decision.
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
OMG I got Hamnet!!!!!!! YeeeaaaaAAAAZZZZZ
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The AUM documentary is wiiiilllddddd!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Somebody finally got Bugonia
a man in a tutu is jumping in the air while a group of people watch .
ALT: a man in a tutu is jumping in the air while a group of people watch .
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December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Some podcaster (I hate podcasters now) said comedians don’t do skits or bits or sketches in films now. Not like Jim Carrey did. First off that’s Jim Carrey, most comedians can’t do what he did. But then someone said Will Ferrell ruined comedy.

WF def did bits. wtf do you think Elf is?
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Of course To Catch a Predator went to Texas and Texas had issues with their “setup”

“These criminals don’t know their rights”

Sir. Sir. These criminals are hear for kids. But you’re worried about their rights and you’re not even doing these types of stings yourself.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I came on here to talk about how good Eleanor the Great is and got sidetracked by the BD Wong outrage …

Lawd who can we trust .
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Geezus I even wrote a review for the tv in 2009. It’s in my Newegg account lmao
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM