Jeph
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Jeph
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The worst thing we can do to Elon Musk is to forget he and the businesses he has purchased ever existed.

Just stop talking about him.
January 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Someone on Reddit asked "If Star Trek became reality today, what things would you want to do?" and the thread is full of Americans saying "Go to sickbay".

I would want to make a lot of Tea. Earl Grey. Hot and be teleported somewhere.
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 PM
We got my great nephew a year of #BuildBox from Crunchlabs for Xmas. The first box came today!

He was so excited to get it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I've got zero hate for Emma Stone, but all these stories about a non-story makes me think that the Internet was a bad idea.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The derogatory term for the kind of Caucasian woman who would call the police on a Black man innocently birdwatching is "racist".

You call them racist and then shame them.

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/m...
Are you being a ‘Jessica’? How the internet chose the millennial Karen
Uh-oh – Gen Z has coined its own derogatory term for a certain type of woman in the generation above them. Helen Coffey investigates how names get chosen, unpacks the stereotype and asks: will it ever...
www.independent.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
5 years ago, to celebrate the epiphany, Americans stormed the capital to demand that their king be crowned.
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The Trump GOP got exactly what they wanted with the Minnesota welfare "scandal".

www.reuters.com/world/us/min...
Minnesota Governor Walz will not seek third term, to focus on welfare fraud scandal
Waltz said he would instead focus on allegations of fraud in the state's welfare system.
www.reuters.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Indiana Jones is a thief and pedophile in The Raiders of the Lost Ark.

How did they build a franchise around someone like that?
January 6, 2026 at 3:29 AM
America has no money for its citizens' education or healthcare, but $900 Billion for bombing sovereign countries.

And somehow that's ok.
January 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Finally saw the F1 movie.

I fell asleep, but to be fair we started it at 11pm.

Brad Pitt's face lift looks good tho!
January 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Man who was fine innocently meeting a pedophile and being his best friend complains that he kept the wrong company and found out

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump complains Epstein files are damaging people who ‘innocently met’ him
In his first comments since the release, the president expressed sympathy for high-profile figures, including Bill Clinton, who have come under scrutiny
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I guess it's a paycheck, but I don't think I could work with predatory brands like Weight Watchers. Shout out to this designer tho.

www.marketingdive.com/news/weightw...
WeightWatchers revamps brand identity to better tap into GLP-1 craze
A new logo, typeface and dedicated GLP-1 medical program follow the company filing for bankruptcy in May after subscriber losses.
www.marketingdive.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Low Testosterone is a real thing and a lot of men struggle with it.

Aging men experiencing a natural decrease in hormones (male menopause) is not a "national health crisis".

19thnews.org/2025/12/test...
There’s a testosterone crisis, the FDA says — for cisgender men
The government disapproves of the hormone for transgender people but is enthusiastic about what it could do for cisgender men.
19thnews.org
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My mother in law sent presents via Amazon yesterday and they came in new fancy wrapping bags. The husband said "Wow, Amazon is really stepping their game up!" when he saw them.

I replied "They made $30 Billion last year. They should be stepping it up and doing even more"
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I don't know if @kotaku.com and @gizmodo.com were bought by Amazon, but they sure are doing a lot of free advertising for Amazon's zero-profit, "see we're not evil" black Friday campaign.
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I keep seeing "news" articles about how things are cheap and sales retailers are having.

"Prices are as low as they can go", but my grocery bill says otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
He knows it won't make it to his desk because Pam Bondi has been told not to release it.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
Trump says he would sign bill to release Epstein files if it reaches his desk
Trump said he would sign the bill to compel the Justice Department to release all files relating sex offender Jeffrey Epstein if it comes to his desk.
abcnews.go.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This Holiday Vanilla Coke is not good.

It tastes like ultra creamy vanilla coke, but the coke flavor is entirely gone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Disney+: "YOU'RE INVITED TO THE BEST JONAS XMAS EVER!!"

Me: Wait, were there other Jonas Xmas'?
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Someone should tell U.S. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll that that's how capitalism works. Corporations must make more and more money, if they don't they're "failing".

Where does Dan think that profit is coming from?

www.reuters.com/business/aer...
www.reuters.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When did we decide to start naming stadiums for corporations and why do we still do it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Snake Oil comes in many forms from many "influencers" and elected officials

abcnews.go.com/Health/wireS...
Americans are injecting themselves with unproven peptides
More Americans are turning to peptides for muscle building, skin rejuvenation, and to try and live longer even though the substances aren’t FDA approved
abcnews.go.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I did not expect Donald Trump and Monica Lewinski to have that in common, but I'm not surprised.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
How many years until those drones are used on American citizens? I'd say at least by 2028

www.reuters.com/business/aer...
www.reuters.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM