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phate.bsky.social
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@phate.bsky.social
I don’t know how to make a social media bio
I get a lot of mileage out of this tiktok.
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
rain? children? not really a problem. you’re just weak-willed. soft. also, no public transit? tell me you’ve never been to manhattan without telling me you’ve never been to manhattan.

lastly, don’t invoke disabled people like they’re some kind of magic charm to ward off policy changes. it’s gross.
August 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
every time someone replies questioning this guy’s numbers, he blocks them and then makes progressively madder subskeets about it. seems like healthy behavior.
July 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
one of my favorite tweets
June 1, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I think @internethippo.bsky.social said it best.
April 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
basically this
April 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
This is in Bruges. Douchebags find a way.
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I think about this tweet on a daily basis
March 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
all of my motivation this week has come from world of warcraft, which I know is sad
February 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
okay, but how many polo shirts were they wearing while they did it? that’s the real question.
January 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM