Jared W
@phaserj.bsky.social
Writer & Foodie. Gold Wake. Author of Valency (BlazeVox). 🇺🇸
You must be feeling the brunt of inflation.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You must be feeling the brunt of inflation.
The Spanish god of fajitas is…
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Spanish god of fajitas is…
Can’t say no to salt like waves in your bloodstream
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Can’t say no to salt like waves in your bloodstream
That’s how the Choose Your Own Adventure series were written
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That’s how the Choose Your Own Adventure series were written
Too vague but acceptable. No one honestly likes Brie. And though Muenster is the best you have to shave that orange crap off the sides with a knife. You could go with the big three: American, Cheddar or Swiss.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Too vague but acceptable. No one honestly likes Brie. And though Muenster is the best you have to shave that orange crap off the sides with a knife. You could go with the big three: American, Cheddar or Swiss.
Okay, I’ll bite. Which kinds of cheese? 🧀
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Okay, I’ll bite. Which kinds of cheese? 🧀
Usually as bad as a filling. They use a latex mask when they pull the roots.
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Usually as bad as a filling. They use a latex mask when they pull the roots.
Capitalism? And which CEO is going to take a pay cut.
October 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Capitalism? And which CEO is going to take a pay cut.
Put on your sunglasses 🕶️
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Put on your sunglasses 🕶️
And then like on Let’s make a deal, you get a chance to see what’s behind one of the doors.
October 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
And then like on Let’s make a deal, you get a chance to see what’s behind one of the doors.
$1.25 at Shaws minus inflation 🥣
October 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
$1.25 at Shaws minus inflation 🥣
As long as the bowling alley is still there 🎳
October 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
As long as the bowling alley is still there 🎳
I’ll bet on the under. You there for the tip off? 😉
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’ll bet on the under. You there for the tip off? 😉
So you’re not the guy living in a log cabin by a pond?
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
So you’re not the guy living in a log cabin by a pond?