Ooooh! Turns out I wasn't creative enough in my researching, it seems. 😄

Fair! . . . Wait, did the shipping bag have a date on it (no worries if you just tossed it out)? Sorry, I'm kind of in VST mode and asking because if we could narrow down the year, I imagine Thor_Sokar (Sokar in Discord) would love to have an image of the shirt.

Looked on the VST site and of course they have a bit for shirts. Thing is, for Years 1-3 they just post to the samed archived LRR store link for what looks to be the DB1 shirt. None of the years after that have the design you were wearing, so I have to conclude that it's probably DB2 or DB3.

Hm. Next time they're offering retro DB shirts, I'll have to look and see if that pattern is one of them.

That or I could ask the VST if they have recorded the design of each shirt already. 😛

Which year's shirt is that, if I might ask?

That is . . . a bizzarre flavor you described.

... But has the cranberry sauce been made yet!?

So, per Know Your Meme, it's from a lyric in a song being popularized on TikTok to refer to an NBA player who is 6 foot 7 inches, and then a specific TikTokker finding a way to insert it into every recorded interaction he has along with a hand gesture.
knowyourmeme.com/memes/67-meme

From this thread, the guy has so many red flags he might as well be a Soviet May Day parade.

"Tell me about the rabbits, George!"

I'd say the only negative-ish reaction I've had as a Millennial would be confusion, specifically about "Skibidi Rizz" - "So wait, but that's related to toilets from my understanding, so is that actually an insult . . .?" But yeah, not getting the new memes/slang is just a natural part of aging.

Folks have already recommended @loadingreadyrun.com and yes, I'm biased as a fan of theirs, but when I first saw this I spent several minutes laughing: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMmN...

This passage in particular stood out to me as especially messed up:

Well that's going to be fun 🙃

Yet another example of how what he really wants is to be an absolute monarch.

Cuomo's speaking, and he's not claiming the vote was rigged, but he *sure* is speaking like it's a victory speech. "And we will hold them to it!"

He at least performatively tried to quiet down the crowd when they *loudly* booed and yelled at the mention of Mamdani's win.

OK curious who the guy who came in with a sign claiming that Cuomo would've won were it not for Curtis Sliwa, led a chant, and is being asked for selfies, is.

Between "Living on a Prayer" and "Don't You Forget About Me" being played, I low-key think the DJ is having some fun with this