Truly universal and timeless.

OK, thanks, I was trying to figure it out for several minutes before that haha

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Tribes.

Everybody blows…

It’s Christmas at Ground Zero…

I mean, why would Jones want to play for a franchise that actually wins Super Bowls rather than picking up hookers and historically blowing late leads.

80 years ago, and that country has really put in the work since. Meanwhile, the dude that posted that is a strong supporter of Israel, which just spent the last couple years bombing starving children. 

I grunted out some terrible ones this year for sure 

Beat me to it, haha. Lifted directly from the original; I can’t think of any other covers that do that.

My wife is always saying how she doesn’t want to end up in a senior care facility, and I’m always joking back, don’t worry, I will smother you with a pillow in your sleep. Um, I’m maybe going to drop that joke.

Man, you are way younger than I thought you were.

Half the callsheet locations read “HOSPITAL,” no joke.

(I’ve a smattering of millennials and even a boomer by the by. Me and Gen Z ain’t gonna get down though, I believe.)