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Petree09
@petree09.bsky.social
Trial lawyer - biglaw turned boutique.
Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
Chunk up the Deuce for H-Town.
Yeah but how many FBI Directors have had a judge tell them on the record that they dress like shit?

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December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Surely by now everyone knows Patel’s villain origin story from Lynn Hughes’ courtroom? Patel’s been tie averse ever since
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Whoa 😳
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gig ‘Em 👍
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There will be no Iverson slander tolerated on this here app.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I enjoy depositions but discovery fights are by far the most annoying part of practice
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Seriously. The indictment saved their lives.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I also tried to explain this to my wife after she saw my reaction and I look like an absolute crazy person
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is my Real Housewives 😳
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Nailed it
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Absolutely right
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yes
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The photo doesn’t even need a caption. It says “tsk” right there
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We’ve got just about the same strength of argument for standing that he had, so why not 🤷‍♂️
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
lol

And as an Aggie: LOL
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Certified white guy here:

My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If overinflated dicks were illegal then most of us lawyers would be locked up
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
There's also a purple one in town poking elbows
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM