Petree09
@petree09.bsky.social
Trial lawyer - biglaw turned boutique.
Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
Chunk up the Deuce for H-Town.
Fightin’ Texas Aggie.
Chunk up the Deuce for H-Town.
Yeah but how many FBI Directors have had a judge tell them on the record that they dress like shit?
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
December 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Yeah but how many FBI Directors have had a judge tell them on the record that they dress like shit?
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
www.abajournal.com/news/article...
Surely by now everyone knows Patel’s villain origin story from Lynn Hughes’ courtroom? Patel’s been tie averse ever since
December 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Surely by now everyone knows Patel’s villain origin story from Lynn Hughes’ courtroom? Patel’s been tie averse ever since
There will be no Iverson slander tolerated on this here app.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
There will be no Iverson slander tolerated on this here app.
I enjoy depositions but discovery fights are by far the most annoying part of practice
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I enjoy depositions but discovery fights are by far the most annoying part of practice
Seriously. The indictment saved their lives.
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Seriously. The indictment saved their lives.
I also tried to explain this to my wife after she saw my reaction and I look like an absolute crazy person
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I also tried to explain this to my wife after she saw my reaction and I look like an absolute crazy person
This is my Real Housewives 😳
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This is my Real Housewives 😳
The photo doesn’t even need a caption. It says “tsk” right there
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The photo doesn’t even need a caption. It says “tsk” right there
We’ve got just about the same strength of argument for standing that he had, so why not 🤷♂️
November 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We’ve got just about the same strength of argument for standing that he had, so why not 🤷♂️
lol
And as an Aggie: LOL
And as an Aggie: LOL
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
lol
And as an Aggie: LOL
And as an Aggie: LOL
Certified white guy here:
My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.
My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.
October 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Certified white guy here:
My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.
My closest friends are my son’s aunts and uncles. No blood relationship necessary.
If overinflated dicks were illegal then most of us lawyers would be locked up
October 19, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If overinflated dicks were illegal then most of us lawyers would be locked up
There's also a purple one in town poking elbows
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
There's also a purple one in town poking elbows