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well i love to have fun | chicago
hey! (ooooh)
is this illegal?
hey! (oooooh)
it feels illegal
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
our next chance to post this is August so hopefully i’ve thought of something to go with it by then
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in frame: the Los Angeles River and river trail, looking towards Glassell Park
out of frame: a BLT from Spoke
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
what better time and place to finally crack this baby open
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
jesus fuck this is so good
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
loveee prolapse
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i just now learned Jim Downey’s actual words here are “Jeffrey Epstein? the financier?” which is absolutely funnier than anything else we might replace it with for our lil meme
November 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 AM
happy Fridayyy
November 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
here have something from mine
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
not now honey mommy’s watching @bomtellino.bsky.social’s 20 minutes of Instagram stories talking about Chicagoland public transit
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ok so is Wilfred a part of this or somewhere else
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
how about a porcelain butter dish that’s $80
October 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
October 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
me: Albania you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.

Albania:
October 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
FALL IN LOVE AGAIN AGAIN
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
god said “no, gay guys need to see your shirtless selfies still”, and the choir said
October 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
oh forgot to switch accounts…oops well
October 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
sun hasn’t even set yet but this is me already
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
October 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM