Peter Pearson
@peterpearson1.bsky.social
Author guy. Books about walking dump trucks and eating airplanes. Hamline MFAC grad. Recovering astrophysicist. Banjo player.
www.peterpearson.com
www.peterpearson.com
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January 24, 2026 at 2:26 AM
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But, but…without donations, how will he afford more sternly-worded letters?
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 AM
But, but…without donations, how will he afford more sternly-worded letters?
“Why are they being so mean to usssss???????”
January 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
“Why are they being so mean to usssss???????”
I’m seeing 5-10k
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I’m seeing 5-10k
I mean, being with Pedro Pascal *would* be super distracting.
January 6, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I mean, being with Pedro Pascal *would* be super distracting.
Wow. That is some industrial strength gallows humor right there.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Wow. That is some industrial strength gallows humor right there.
That could explain his reticence.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That could explain his reticence.
Maybe next he’ll win the Noble Prize in Fisiks.
November 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Maybe next he’ll win the Noble Prize in Fisiks.
“Resiliency” lacks a certain brilliancy.
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
“Resiliency” lacks a certain brilliancy.
Absolutely. Yes.
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Absolutely. Yes.
Was just about to tag @eijasumner.bsky.social too. Scooped!
September 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was just about to tag @eijasumner.bsky.social too. Scooped!
Did they depart from the airtight logic of the first three?
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Did they depart from the airtight logic of the first three?
Also, I wonder if she’s heard a single thing her boss has ever said.
August 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Also, I wonder if she’s heard a single thing her boss has ever said.
Glide on, you glorious rainbows.
July 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Glide on, you glorious rainbows.
“Caveman” as positive. Sigh.
June 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“Caveman” as positive. Sigh.
That is buh-NANAS.
May 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
That is buh-NANAS.
My love for that movie is endless. Undying. Eternal.
April 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My love for that movie is endless. Undying. Eternal.
I think they’ve now reached the center of the earth and are feeding off geothermal energy.
April 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I think they’ve now reached the center of the earth and are feeding off geothermal energy.
Those Puritan roots run deep.
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Those Puritan roots run deep.
“Your beverage will always have an untraceable leak”
April 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Your beverage will always have an untraceable leak”