If the second job is at Ikea you might get an employee discount.

They're like cone shell, but make it birb.

(Shell photo from Britannica)

The sleep deprivation might explain his chronic incoherence.

Where is he even pretending he got all this pretend Ikea from. Is he trying to say he shipped a whole lot of Ikea furniture here when he moved back?

Simon O'Connor, Michael Woodhouse & Simon Bridges are no longer in the House.

Melissa Lee was a Minister, since booted out of Cabinet.

Chris Penk, Todd McLay, Shane Reti & Simeon Brown all are & remain Ministers.

The National Party has *actively rewarded* those on the losing side of a 112-8 vote.

I figure they just prefer to have the column itself rather than an article quoting the column (someone might have jumped the gun).

Imagine being outmanoeuvred by Chris Luzon.

Sam Uffindell talking about standing over people and bullying them takes the fucking cake. Irony is dead.

We’re a long way from Silicon Valley, where some top AI engineers are being paid more than US$10 million a year.