Jon Lajoie's trilogy of "Show Me Your Genitals," "Everyday Normal Guy," and "I Kill People" made me laugh way harder than they probably should.

Cocoa Metro chocolate milk is the greatest drink ever.

If JKR wrote a sex criminal, his name would be something like Pervius Diddler.

Amen. Any time I even think about somebody talking about "let's not dwell on the past," it reminds of the groom's father from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"You're a genius, Bobby Junior!" I think to myself, as I finish a line of my poem with "rum shot."

That's my version of The Bad Place.

Excellent alt text.

The only way to stop a bad boy with a gun is with a good boy with a gun. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

I remember when a typo on the signature line was a hassle because you'd have to get a new handwritten signature. And they couldn't even handle just reprinting the page with the printed signature?

I remember learning in history class about Franklin D. Roosevelt, our 32nd, 33rd, 34th, and 35th president.

I read that in Stephen Colbert's voice. (And I'll use any excuse to post one of my favorite clips from The Daily Show.)

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literally every reason you can think of that they use to not invest in clean energy (not cost effective yet, tech isnt there yet, etc) is 100% true of ai by the way, the difference is that clean energy will mean less money for rich people and ai means more money for rich people

Matt Gaetz found himself somehow caught up in the ... [checks notes] ... having sex with a homeless teenager.