Peter Fenton
peterfent.bsky.social
Peter Fenton
@peterfent.bsky.social
Off-Broadway Playwright. Screenwriter. Director.
I think I wanna make good trouble.
🎬🎭 🦈🃏🎞️🏳️‍🌈

byPeterFenton.com/links
My bartender poured too much into the shaker tonight so she gave me the rest of the shaker and charged me for just one drink.

God moves in mysterious ways.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Do you think Dr. Seuss just, like, talked like that?
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The English language peaked in 2003 when Stephen Schwartz rhymed “absurd degree” with “verdigris”
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can you imagine the celebrity death battle between Gilbert & Sullivan & Rodgers & Hammerstein & Pasek & Paul?
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I actually can’t think of a worse way to thank them, thanks though 🙏🏻
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bartended on hard mode tonight

(I had a small cut on my index finger going into the shift and proceeded to break a nail during cocktail hour)
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Something you may not be aware of is that I have free-to-read samples of my plays available on my website:

CORONATION
I THINK WE'RE LOST
BLUE SKIES YONDER
ABANDON ALL HOPE
GOOD KNIGHT AND GOODBYE

I write to make people laugh and think, and I like playing with genres.

www.byPeterFenton.com/plays
Playwright | Peter Fenton
Writer and producer of film and theater Peter Fenton has five plays available for licensing: Abandon All Hope (which premiered Off-Broadway), I Think We're Lost, Good Knight and Goodbye, See Amid the ...
www.byPeterFenton.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I don’t often think about the fact that I’m 30 years old with a few close friends in their early 20s.

But writing this text sure reminded me 🫠🤣
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It occurred to me that at my new bartending job, I joined as a 30-something who's been doing this a while.

Every other food service gig I've been the new kid at, I was age 24 or younger; and that's a very, very different dynamic to walk into
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Thank god I’m not bartending tonight so I can spend my free evening …

*checks notes*

Building a fun seasonal cocktail 🍁
September 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
The uniform at my new job is giving Mumford and Sons in a big way.

And let me tell you, this cuspy millennial who saw both the Mumford albums that matter drop when he was in high school loves it 🤣
September 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Well, you know what they say; it's not real until BroadwayWorld reports on it! 🎉
Check out the article below about our upcoming staged reading of dark comedy murder mystery BLUE SKIES YONDER and join us on the 19th if you can! @strangedove.bsky.social www.broadwayworld.com/new-jersey/a...
Staged Reading of New Dark Comedy BLUE SKIES YONDER to Premiere at Artworks Trenton
Artworks Trenton will host the first public presentation of Blue Skies Yonder, a new dark comedy by playwright Peter Fenton, on Sunday, October 19 at 2:00pm.
www.broadwayworld.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I will be acting in the first-ever public staged reading of my murder mystery play, BLUE SKIES YONDER!

My dad will also be playing my character’s dad!

Sunday, October 19 in Trenton NJ at 2pm. The event is free and open to the public! Whodunnit? 👀
September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Your periodic reminder that vaccines, do in fact, save lives.
💉💉

Go get your flu and COVID shots.
September 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Can you imagine how Panem would pretend to celebrate their first openly gay victor
August 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I remember God loves me when the cheesesteak egg rolls come out
August 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The Myers-Briggs is just astrology for business majors
August 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I love The Hunger Games but everyone’s names are so silly, like what do you mean I’m supposed to be threatened by someone named Cashmere?
August 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I hope this email finds you in a well
August 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
OK, “Actor Jonathan Groff, LEFT, and playwright Peter Fenton…” is so funny to me 😭😭🤣 like “yeah, you may not know the Tony Award-winning once-in-a-lifetime acting legend Jonathan Groff (he’s on the left), but of course you know that other guy”
August 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One time a co-worker said “don’t give Pete the aux cord, he only plays Ingrid Michaelson” and I’ve never received a higher compliment in my life
July 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have never felt more seen in my life www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDPa...
Shaggy's Showdown - El Kabong Font [HD]
YouTube video by Dr. Pizzazz
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July 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by Peter Fenton
I officially give up.
June 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
When God made me, he gave me the spiritual gift of eyeballing a small batch mix of Margarita in a punch bowl 🍋‍🟩
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Milquetoast is a perfect word because I genuinely can’t think of two more categorically boring things than “milk” and “toast”
June 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM