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Peter Clines
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NYT bestselling maker-upper of things. Still making things up. Still getting paid for it. No, it doesn't make sense to me, either. Former film guy. Toy enthusiast. he/him. Try to be a better person than you were yesterday.
I think it's the Andrew Garfield Spider-Man minus the Andrew Garfield head.
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ugh, you're right. My eyes rolled too hard back in my head...
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I'd love to see them do Mr. Hyde with a more comics-accurate head.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 AM
...And then let any man explain to me, if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate process of change—not a knocker, but MARLEY'S FACE!
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I have achieved bubble status!!!
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
'Tis an inescapable fate that awaits all of us.
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
At least she still has a shot at getting the FIFA prize for literature.
December 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm getting at least three a day. Usually two for the new book and one for something older.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
...oh, this is nice. Thank you.
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Still got a good chance at the FIFA Prize for Chemistry...
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Upside Down and the Phantom Zone are accidentally linked, allowing Kryptonian villains to escape into Hawkins. Only Neo, using the full power of the Matrix, can send Zod and Vecna back before they destroy Hawkins and its sister city, Casablanca.

Binge it all in one night this summer or else.
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
... wtf
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM