I am left wondering what horrible thing did Bradley do that causes him to have to throw his career away.

I'm now left wondering what bad shit the administration has on Bradley to cause him to throw his career away like this.

It's a little-known fact that all life preservers are filled with cocaine because of its natural buoyancy.

Worked the polls for the 2024 election. The sheer number of crypto jabronis who had no idea how voting worked, coming in and asking me if they had to fill out the whole ballot, was astounding. These "don't tread on me" douches came in with their girlfriends and foisted the orange menace on us again.

The only people who would flee NYC for Florida because of this election are assholes, and we have more than our fair share of assholes down here already.

The show's better without them. Give the show to Willie, Lemire, and Claire and call it a day.

As if you didn’t know I have a Shopify store with just those items!

Words could never describe the jealousy I feel right now.

I once had to go to an ENT to have wax removed from my ear, and he said he'd never taken that much wax out of anyone's ear before. I was on cloud 9 for a week.

That is likely true, but the fact that that’s a choice they’ve been making for themselves every day for the past 10 years is evidence of supreme intellectual laziness at the very least. Willful denial of the truth is a more likely scenario, I think.

Just took this 2 days ago in Peru.