Pete Milan
@petemilan.com
Writer, audiobook narrator, VA. Pronounced Mylan. He/Him. Doing my best. BLM, trans rights are human rights, love is love, pay an artist, AI is pollution, and baby, you've got to be kind. petemilan.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 PM
You think maybe it's because you use the word "woke" like it means something bad, Shit-For-Brains?
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
You think maybe it's because you use the word "woke" like it means something bad, Shit-For-Brains?
Sadly, this panel does not take place after Superman reads Shazam for filth upon discovering the wizard gave the powers of the immortals to a 10-year-old.
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Sadly, this panel does not take place after Superman reads Shazam for filth upon discovering the wizard gave the powers of the immortals to a 10-year-old.
RT with your home river.
When I think of The Bass River, I think of bridge construction. That and traffic.
When I think of The Bass River, I think of bridge construction. That and traffic.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
RT with your home river.
When I think of The Bass River, I think of bridge construction. That and traffic.
When I think of The Bass River, I think of bridge construction. That and traffic.
Of course it can't. Don't be silly.
Now MARTIN, who is just down the same road, MARTIN can hurt you. And wishes to.
Now MARTIN, who is just down the same road, MARTIN can hurt you. And wishes to.
January 12, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Of course it can't. Don't be silly.
Now MARTIN, who is just down the same road, MARTIN can hurt you. And wishes to.
Now MARTIN, who is just down the same road, MARTIN can hurt you. And wishes to.
This specific encounter would lead to a really gross FF Annual that I swear you can smell.
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This specific encounter would lead to a really gross FF Annual that I swear you can smell.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I watched much of the Rankin-Bass catalog this year.
January 3, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I watched much of the Rankin-Bass catalog this year.
Apparently I went *in* on the Rankin-Bass ouevre this year. Paul Frees rules.
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Apparently I went *in* on the Rankin-Bass ouevre this year. Paul Frees rules.
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
No cheating, reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s)
January 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
No cheating, reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s)
Let's start the year right.
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Let's start the year right.
Fuck's sake, are *you* still here?
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fuck's sake, are *you* still here?
Rip has received a crown for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Rip has received a crown for Christmas.
JOHN CARPENTER'S SANTA CLAUS (1984). The film barely avoided a PG-13 rating when Carpenter and producer Ilya Salkind agreed to cut back on the Dark Elves' march on the North Pole. The unedited scenes became legendary in horror circles until the 25th Anniversary Director's cut was released.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JOHN CARPENTER'S SANTA CLAUS (1984). The film barely avoided a PG-13 rating when Carpenter and producer Ilya Salkind agreed to cut back on the Dark Elves' march on the North Pole. The unedited scenes became legendary in horror circles until the 25th Anniversary Director's cut was released.
JOHN CARPENTER'S SANTA CLAUS (1984)
Santa (Brian Dennehy), nearing the end of a century in the role, has to find a replacement, choosing a kind-hearted ne'er do well, Jack Murphy (Kurt Russell).
[Apologies to @multiversalplus.bsky.social for stealing their bit.
Santa (Brian Dennehy), nearing the end of a century in the role, has to find a replacement, choosing a kind-hearted ne'er do well, Jack Murphy (Kurt Russell).
[Apologies to @multiversalplus.bsky.social for stealing their bit.
December 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
JOHN CARPENTER'S SANTA CLAUS (1984)
Santa (Brian Dennehy), nearing the end of a century in the role, has to find a replacement, choosing a kind-hearted ne'er do well, Jack Murphy (Kurt Russell).
[Apologies to @multiversalplus.bsky.social for stealing their bit.
Santa (Brian Dennehy), nearing the end of a century in the role, has to find a replacement, choosing a kind-hearted ne'er do well, Jack Murphy (Kurt Russell).
[Apologies to @multiversalplus.bsky.social for stealing their bit.
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
December 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
How I'm turning up to the Bluesky Christmas Party
[scoffs] I think you'll find we *did*.
December 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
[scoffs] I think you'll find we *did*.
The VHS box art is Quite Something.
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The VHS box art is Quite Something.
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I think this passage explains everything you need to know about Scrooge. He learned early on that money was a shield; then all of a sudden his fiancée rejects him for seeking to protect himself--and her--from a life of poverty. It's no wonder he spends the rest of his life embittered.
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think this passage explains everything you need to know about Scrooge. He learned early on that money was a shield; then all of a sudden his fiancée rejects him for seeking to protect himself--and her--from a life of poverty. It's no wonder he spends the rest of his life embittered.
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you see this, quote with your model of masculinity