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Tell me about it. I (an American) once competed in a martial arts tourney in Wales. The registrar asked me my weight in kilograms. As I was trying to do the math in my head, he asked "how many stone?".... Not any help, my good man
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Tell me about it. I (an American) once competed in a martial arts tourney in Wales. The registrar asked me my weight in kilograms. As I was trying to do the math in my head, he asked "how many stone?".... Not any help, my good man
"Hello, ICE? I'd like to report a Slovenian woman who has lied on her visa application, worked illegally, and has an anchor baby"
December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"Hello, ICE? I'd like to report a Slovenian woman who has lied on her visa application, worked illegally, and has an anchor baby"
I always wonder how the deaf people are supposed to know what 'pensive synth music' does for the mood
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I always wonder how the deaf people are supposed to know what 'pensive synth music' does for the mood
[audible flatulence]
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
[audible flatulence]
Yes, and...?
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Yes, and...?
I consider it part of the ancient laws about hospitality which predates civil law, and overrides it
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I consider it part of the ancient laws about hospitality which predates civil law, and overrides it
It's a Christmas miracle!
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It's a Christmas miracle!
Slanderous
The Grinch had a heart
The Grinch had a heart
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Slanderous
The Grinch had a heart
The Grinch had a heart
It's Krash Pothole, the worst FBI leader ever
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's Krash Pothole, the worst FBI leader ever
"hostile message to follow"
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"hostile message to follow"
Every Noise at Once
everynoise.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Under His Googly Eye...
December 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Under His Googly Eye...
After his treason conviction, seize his assets to rebuild it
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
After his treason conviction, seize his assets to rebuild it
They have those in Hawaii - one really disgusting feature is that when run over by a car, the carcass dries out into a toad-shaped frisbee
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
They have those in Hawaii - one really disgusting feature is that when run over by a car, the carcass dries out into a toad-shaped frisbee
Impeachment and conviction may be an option next year
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Impeachment and conviction may be an option next year
Now you have a goal!
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Now you have a goal!
Watched it a few years ago, liked it
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Watched it a few years ago, liked it
I'm also an old online nerd - I get much use from this GIF -
a picture of a lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
Alt: a picture of Aslan the lion with the words do not recite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'm also an old online nerd - I get much use from this GIF -
Every accusation is a confession
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Every accusation is a confession
Came here to post that
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Came here to post that
Earworms. Harlan Ellison recommended them
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Earworms. Harlan Ellison recommended them
Monopolies are anti-capitalist. They distort the free market that is the goal of capitalism
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Monopolies are anti-capitalist. They distort the free market that is the goal of capitalism
Yeah, that forehead has the vibe
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Yeah, that forehead has the vibe