Pete-za
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Spoiler alert… I hate phish here too…
Me: alligator look at the snows!
Alligator turns and looks at…. This nose…
Alligator turns and looks at…. This nose…
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Me: alligator look at the snows!
Alligator turns and looks at…. This nose…
Alligator turns and looks at…. This nose…
Your mom showed me her jiggly poofs.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Your mom showed me her jiggly poofs.
He was voted Isiah most Likely to fumble in his senior superlatives
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He was voted Isiah most Likely to fumble in his senior superlatives
Oh no that’s gonna be a touchback
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh no that’s gonna be a touchback
moe.
Willie Nelson
Dave Matthews
Nathaniel Rateliff & the night swears
Aqueous
Willie Nelson
Dave Matthews
Nathaniel Rateliff & the night swears
Aqueous
Besides Grateful Dead, and Phish, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen more then 5 times.
Radiators
Supersuckers
The Cure
ACDC
Steve Miller
Radiators
Supersuckers
The Cure
ACDC
Steve Miller
Besides Grateful Dead, Phish and Widespread Panic, introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times.
The Cure
Prince
Pearl Jam
R.E.M
Neil Young
(There is a ton more though. I live for live music)
The Cure
Prince
Pearl Jam
R.E.M
Neil Young
(There is a ton more though. I live for live music)
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
moe.
Willie Nelson
Dave Matthews
Nathaniel Rateliff & the night swears
Aqueous
Willie Nelson
Dave Matthews
Nathaniel Rateliff & the night swears
Aqueous
My nephew loved the cards I gave him. He flipped through some and could name every team and some of the players. Pretty good for a 4 year old!
November 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My nephew loved the cards I gave him. He flipped through some and could name every team and some of the players. Pretty good for a 4 year old!
Me: goes for cigarette
My brother From behind me: WAIT INWANT TO DO HOOD RAT THINGS.
My brother From behind me: WAIT INWANT TO DO HOOD RAT THINGS.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Me: goes for cigarette
My brother From behind me: WAIT INWANT TO DO HOOD RAT THINGS.
My brother From behind me: WAIT INWANT TO DO HOOD RAT THINGS.
New rule. Full bird only. A breast dried out way too much. You would think my mother would understand this after all these years
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
New rule. Full bird only. A breast dried out way too much. You would think my mother would understand this after all these years
My mother has 2 3lb turkey breasts for 20 people…. She has underestimated this crowd.
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My mother has 2 3lb turkey breasts for 20 people…. She has underestimated this crowd.
Moms got bumps of coke…
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Moms got bumps of coke…
I dunno how I feel about that not being done by Whitney.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I dunno how I feel about that not being done by Whitney.
How is there not a Shrek branded onion dip?
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
How is there not a Shrek branded onion dip?
What year is it? Lil John and toys r us????
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
What year is it? Lil John and toys r us????
Costume design by Liberace
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Costume design by Liberace
So this one time Shaggy played at Siena. I was working the show outside of his tour bus. During his set I jumped on the bus and stole a case of corona. I hadn’t thought about that until he just showed at the parade
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So this one time Shaggy played at Siena. I was working the show outside of his tour bus. During his set I jumped on the bus and stole a case of corona. I hadn’t thought about that until he just showed at the parade
The snow starts to fly as @sulkirk.bsky.social passes through …. Right on cue
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The snow starts to fly as @sulkirk.bsky.social passes through …. Right on cue
The look on the Jolly Green Giants face says everything about whoever the fuck this cracker ass country mother fucker is
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The look on the Jolly Green Giants face says everything about whoever the fuck this cracker ass country mother fucker is
Fat doink for breakfast
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fat doink for breakfast
I’d rather watch Bowen improv for 5 minutes
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I’d rather watch Bowen improv for 5 minutes
Another year another sausage roll. I do r even eat it anymore at this point. Only make it because everyone else craves it. Happy to.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Another year another sausage roll. I do r even eat it anymore at this point. Only make it because everyone else craves it. Happy to.
Most people think the first Thanksgiving was in Plymouth Mass. these people are grossly mistaken real ones know it was Ashland, KY.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Most people think the first Thanksgiving was in Plymouth Mass. these people are grossly mistaken real ones know it was Ashland, KY.
