Pete J
@pete.johnsy.com
(/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.
I came here to write just this. Bravo 🍾
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I came here to write just this. Bravo 🍾
Is that $100M°C or F? If it's measured in Fahrenheit, it's only $55,555,538°C, which is an absolute bargain! 😆
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is that $100M°C or F? If it's measured in Fahrenheit, it's only $55,555,538°C, which is an absolute bargain! 😆
That's quite the thread.
I am so glad you are well enough to shitpost about Meta. And I am sorry to hear about your mum. Recover well.
I am so glad you are well enough to shitpost about Meta. And I am sorry to hear about your mum. Recover well.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
That's quite the thread.
I am so glad you are well enough to shitpost about Meta. And I am sorry to hear about your mum. Recover well.
I am so glad you are well enough to shitpost about Meta. And I am sorry to hear about your mum. Recover well.
58 minutes of joy that one. And a band that was way better than the sum of its parts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 AM
58 minutes of joy that one. And a band that was way better than the sum of its parts.
johnsy.com/blog/2025/11...
Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.
This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.
Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.
This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.
Foretoken — parkrun finish tokens on your phone
Pete Johns (/piːt ʤɒnz/ - he/him/his): Human being; just like you.
johnsy.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
johnsy.com/blog/2025/11...
Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.
This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.
Having messed around with scanning barcodes this week, I regret to inform you that I have been messing around with generating them as well.
This one's for all the #parkrun volunteers who've ever frantically sorted finish tokens for fear of running (ha!) out.
Alas.
This is not about protecting kids.
This is not about protecting kids.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Alas.
This is not about protecting kids.
This is not about protecting kids.
Hopefully all of those pernicious gambling platforms that target young folk with their "bet with your mates" guff will be first in the bin.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Hopefully all of those pernicious gambling platforms that target young folk with their "bet with your mates" guff will be first in the bin.
I've been thinking about creating finish tokens on-the-fly for when big events I support run out of finish tokens (which they do) for a while now. I finally got the time to build this.
johnsy.com/foretoken/
johnsy.com/foretoken/
Foretoken - parkrun Finish Token Generator
Generate parkrun finish tokens for scanning when events run out of physical tokens. Supports both 1D and 2D QR codes.
johnsy.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I've been thinking about creating finish tokens on-the-fly for when big events I support run out of finish tokens (which they do) for a while now. I finally got the time to build this.
johnsy.com/foretoken/
johnsy.com/foretoken/
Reminds me of Icelandic exit signs, which I presume were written by Andy Capp.
October 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Reminds me of Icelandic exit signs, which I presume were written by Andy Capp.