Ally (Delusional)
@petal-princess.bsky.social
23 Canadian with crippling ADHD and gayness
I promise I'm a switch
Gender is a fuck
18+ minors DNI please
I promise I'm a switch
Gender is a fuck
18+ minors DNI please
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I really hope you get married someday
February 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Yeah, I support ACAB
Assigned cuck at bluesky
Assigned cuck at bluesky
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Yeah, I support ACAB
Assigned cuck at bluesky
Assigned cuck at bluesky
Painting warhammer miniatures is just putting makeup on your dolls
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Painting warhammer miniatures is just putting makeup on your dolls
Having really loud and aggressive sex so the neighbors hear and rent stays low
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Having really loud and aggressive sex so the neighbors hear and rent stays low
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So I went to a new place for an STI test and they wanted to do a genital inspection and IM WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
So I went to a new place for an STI test and they wanted to do a genital inspection and IM WEARING MY CHASTITY CAGE
Biblically accurate Bible, and its just being nice to people
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Biblically accurate Bible, and its just being nice to people
All I'm saying is that if my parents didn't want me giving all my power to older women, they shouldn't have let me watch movies with the message "with great power comes great responsibility"
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
All I'm saying is that if my parents didn't want me giving all my power to older women, they shouldn't have let me watch movies with the message "with great power comes great responsibility"
You suck girls off with that mouth?
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
You suck girls off with that mouth?
I'm a guy, but like... only to the extent that it allows me to be forcefemmed and transitioned
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I'm a guy, but like... only to the extent that it allows me to be forcefemmed and transitioned
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Dominants asking if you pissed yourself like a little girl and not stopping their bullying until you admit you did. 🥰🥰🥰
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dominants asking if you pissed yourself like a little girl and not stopping their bullying until you admit you did. 🥰🥰🥰
Why is this so horrifically pathetic omfg
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Why is this so horrifically pathetic omfg
Unironically just wet the bed. Why am I like this aaa
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Unironically just wet the bed. Why am I like this aaa
Three days in a row now, I've dreamt up new kinks and then woke up with an extra one
Help
Help
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Three days in a row now, I've dreamt up new kinks and then woke up with an extra one
Help
Help
What do you think a swirly in the skibidi toilet would be like?
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
What do you think a swirly in the skibidi toilet would be like?
Being a switch is so wild because I can be in the most intensely submissive and obedient mood.
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Being a switch is so wild because I can be in the most intensely submissive and obedient mood.
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Then I see someone pathetic, and I can only think about how I need to ruin them
Need to lick a woman's boots so badly I'm panting
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Need to lick a woman's boots so badly I'm panting
Girl who adopts a couple but only so that she can forcefemme the guy and then have a lesbian harem
October 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Girl who adopts a couple but only so that she can forcefemme the guy and then have a lesbian harem
Reposted by Ally (Delusional)
*in the middle of watersports* thanks for the gold, kind stranger
October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
*in the middle of watersports* thanks for the gold, kind stranger
The decline of the mistress title needs to be studied
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The decline of the mistress title needs to be studied
Thinking about that little folded line of skin that goes down the cock
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Thinking about that little folded line of skin that goes down the cock
All I'm saying is that if the League of Nations didn't want to collapse, they shouldn't have gone with a comic book villain name
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I'm saying is that if the League of Nations didn't want to collapse, they shouldn't have gone with a comic book villain name
Tfw you're so bored that you start humouring the chasers just to kill time
October 20, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tfw you're so bored that you start humouring the chasers just to kill time
Why is it that anytime I find a new funny account here, they're having sex with the other accounts I follow?
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Why is it that anytime I find a new funny account here, they're having sex with the other accounts I follow?
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
This while site is one polycule designed to cuck me I stg
Polycule that exists exclusively to cuck one specific member that Noone will let out of chastity
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Polycule that exists exclusively to cuck one specific member that Noone will let out of chastity
HEARTWARMING: Trans woman finds another trans woman willing to collar her; only 6000kms away
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
HEARTWARMING: Trans woman finds another trans woman willing to collar her; only 6000kms away